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Wipe Before You Weep (Ode) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
Were you weeping? Did you cry? Did you wipe tears from your eye? No; I see you haven't wiped. Your pants, once new, are old and striped. Striped with greed, Striped with sin. Go and put them in the bin. Oh, I see. Now you weep. Go to bed and go to sleep! New pants in the morn you'll find. Fresh; untouched by your behind. And if they e'er with brown are lined You'll find I shall be most unkind. What? You've found my secret trove? Hidden 'neath the mangrove grove? Put that back! 'Tis not for you! No! I swear! That's not my poo! NOOOO!!!!!

Up the ladder: Homecoming
Down the ladder: Sweet Dreams

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.9714284
Weighted score: 4.971438
Overall Rank: 8379
Posted: June 8, 2002 4:25 PM PDT; Last modified: June 8, 2002 4:25 PM PDT
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Comments:
[10] deleted user @ 217.158.31.102 | 8-Jul-02/3:00 AM | Reply
excellent. it's so difficult to write down to a seven year old child.
[5] liquidlama @ 66.217.81.33 | 17-Jul-02/12:40 AM | Reply
Damnit! All peoms don't have to be serious,meaningful, or whatever to be good! this is funny! I say a five you
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ | 17-Jul-02/1:02 AM | Reply
I'm afraid they do, liquidlama. I'm afraid they do.
[10] deleted user @ 217.158.29.186 | 17-Jul-02/3:08 AM | Reply
couldn't agree more liquidlama you . each to their own
[8] robustyoungsoul @ 65.187.46.130 | 27-Jul-02/9:40 PM | Reply
Few things compare to the sinful pleasure of giving a Dark_Angel piece a good score. Funny ha-ha, not funny queer.
[8] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 28-Jul-02/1:51 AM | Reply
i luv u like a red haired hermaphrodite. you no polite. with poo. you do. vou-doo. longer then a turkish water-pipe. i trust your hype.aslolol.
[0] deleted user @ 172.180.38.92 | 26-Nov-02/3:54 PM | Reply
crap
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