Help | About | Suggestions | Alms | Chat [0] | Users [0] | Log In | Join
 Search:
Poem: Submit | Random | Best | Worst | Recent | Comments   

Wipe Before You Weep (Ode) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
Were you weeping? Did you cry? Did you wipe tears from your eye? No; I see you haven't wiped. Your pants, once new, are old and striped. Striped with greed, Striped with sin. Go and put them in the bin. Oh, I see. Now you weep. Go to bed and go to sleep! New pants in the morn you'll find. Fresh; untouched by your behind. And if they e'er with brown are lined You'll find I shall be most unkind. What? You've found my secret trove? Hidden 'neath the mangrove grove? Put that back! 'Tis not for you! No! I swear! That's not my poo! NOOOO!!!!!

Back to poem details

xxx68.164.242.1510May 31, 2005 8:30 AM PDT
zodiac152.30.11.10110April 7, 2004 12:49 PM PDT
Anonymous66.167.204.21910November 20, 2003 1:16 PM PST
fatmansinging68.165.174.18710November 17, 2003 2:24 PM PST
newagepoet200068.165.174.18710November 17, 2003 2:07 PM PST
Jill Stockinger68.165.174.18710November 17, 2003 1:51 PM PST
Anonymous212.179.210.8110December 18, 2002 12:15 PM PST
Nicholas Monson195.92.67.692December 4, 2002 5:07 AM PST
Anonymous172.180.38.920November 26, 2002 3:54 PM PST
Anonymous136.204.216.2303September 7, 2002 10:23 PM PDT
sontei212.2.28.1375August 19, 2002 2:58 PM PDT
Anonymous212.2.28.1377August 18, 2002 3:55 PM PDT
Anonymous212.2.28.1377August 18, 2002 3:54 PM PDT
Anonymous130.88.96.654August 15, 2002 7:28 AM PDT
nentwined192.168.0.695July 31, 2002 4:53 AM PDT
Anonymous205.188.209.1070July 30, 2002 4:34 PM PDT
horus824.126.113.1548July 28, 2002 1:50 AM PDT
robustyoungsoul65.187.46.1308July 27, 2002 9:40 PM PDT
liquidlama66.217.81.335July 17, 2002 12:39 AM PDT
Anonymous192.193.210.3010July 16, 2002 8:29 AM PDT
Anonymous192.193.210.3010July 16, 2002 8:28 AM PDT
waltfreakinwhitman63.48.144.22610July 14, 2002 4:16 PM PDT
Anonymous66.47.144.600July 13, 2002 1:16 PM PDT
Anonymous65.162.76.2307July 13, 2002 12:14 AM PDT
Anonymous64.12.97.62July 12, 2002 11:47 PM PDT
Anonymous147.40.250.2500July 12, 2002 7:15 AM PDT
Anonymous24.55.104.1540July 11, 2002 9:07 PM PDT
Anonymous208.190.252.2051July 10, 2002 8:52 PM PDT
Anonymous66.32.62.1350July 10, 2002 4:15 PM PDT
kashewg63.53.195.2131July 8, 2002 11:00 PM PDT
Anonymous217.158.31.10210July 8, 2002 3:00 AM PDT
Anonymous61.11.32.2250July 8, 2002 12:39 AM PDT
dilips_10203.197.190.981June 30, 2002 3:31 AM PDT
Anonymous213.1.77.660June 9, 2002 2:30 AM PDT
Anonymous198.81.17.1698June 8, 2002 5:47 PM PDT



Track and Plan your submissions ; Read some Comics ; Get Paid for your Poetry
PoemRanker Copyright © 2001 - 2024 - kaolin fire - All Rights Reserved
All poems Copyright © their respective authors
An internet tradition since June 9, 2001