Re: Hope by sliver	10-Dec-05/3:17 PM
Needs a little less hope and a lot more sorrow. Just saying "In the midst of my sorrow" isn't enough to convince me -- when you stumble across hope, I end up thinking you don't deserve it.
Re: Journeyman by Glasseyez	15-Feb-06/2:25 PM
Excuse me, no gypsies. - No vote -
Re: On Looking Back by Dovina	24-Feb-06/4:54 PM
Racism 5 by Dovina I once had a friend who was black. I stabbed him eight times in the back. He fell to the floor And I stabbed him some more Then pummelled his head with a jack.
Re: The Peccadillary by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	17-Mar-06/3:22 PM
http://snipurl.com/nemt
Re: Feelings for a Lost Love by denisebar2006	9-Apr-06/12:40 PM
Memories of a Lost Love by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. August 2002 ----------------------- It's three years since I bid her goodbye. She adored me, and so her did I. Life then was bliss, Though I surely won't miss The taste of her skank cherry pie.
Re: Southern Baptist Redneck Song by Edna Sweetlove	2-Jul-06/4:29 AM
What biting satire! I wish I had your talent for picking out such original targets for ridicule. Southern, Bible-bashing rednecks -- it's about time someone took them down a peg or two. It must take a lot of courage to be so controversial. -10-
Re: Goliath by amanda_dcosta	2-Jul-06/7:18 AM
Yeah good analogy. Goliath is big, bad and scary. Lets use him as a metaphor for all the big, bad, scary things in life.
Re: 72 virgins (but the bitches ain't fun) by ALChemy	2-Jul-06/7:29 AM
I'd be more worried about the 72 mothers-in-law.
Re: A Time to Dance by Dovina	24-Jul-06/4:21 PM
How Freudian is this? I tend to be more into the solo street styles -- popping, locking, liquiding, liquid-popping, parping, boogaloo, and boogaloo 2. The babes all watch, but they aint got the moves to keep up. Guess that's why I've been such a lone ranger all these years... hustlin' the southside crews for $$$ and throwing some serious funk-shapes in the big leagues. If you want respect, you've got to take it. -no vote-
regarding some deleted poem...	24-Jul-06/4:24 PM
In general, this is completely shit.
Re: I don't usually write erotica and this is no exception by Edna Sweetlove	11-Aug-06/12:30 PM
This poeme is disappointing in comparison to the title, which is genius.
Re: Descartes' Immortal Truth by Edna Sweetlove	11-Aug-06/12:31 PM
Try to imagine not shitting. Does a contradiction arise from this proposition? You are a colossal boob.
Re: Memories Of Home by Edna Sweetlove	11-Aug-06/4:57 PM
Were I but ten years younger, I'd have scalded this piece beyond all reckoning. Alas my obstinate buttocks have outgrown their jodhpurs, and whilst they clung loyally to their master's haunches for a time, it was with an act of tearful necessity that I disembarked from their fleshy embrace and watched them flee like dwarves into the cold dark night.
Re: Preserves for the basement (Poe Poetry) by Bachus	27-Aug-06/2:55 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8765027362024464164&;q=chris+morris
Re: stains by calliope	5-Jan-07/6:04 AM
Title reminds me of a classic verse from Kipling's "The Lesson": It was my fault, and my very great fault-- and now I must turn it to use. I have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. So the more I wipe and the less I stain the cleaner the pants I shall get-- I've had a lavatorial lesson; I may take off my diaper yet!
Re: Take that thing off your head by lukehanney	7-Jan-07/7:23 AM
Of course they banned veils in French schools. A silly law if you ask me, and one that betrays their fundamental misunderstanding of what separation of Church and State really means. I'm told they also banned the teaching of Religious Education. Again, a pitiful decision. They probably don't understand that Religious Education doesn't have to promote any particular religion, or even present arguments for or against religion. It merely instructs people on the belief sets of the major religions: valuable information for anyone wanting to avoid giving unnecessary offence. I hold a half-GCSE in Religious Education (grade B), and it has prevented many a faux pas in my time. The British RE half-GCSE can basically be summed up in three lines: Hindus believe in Hindu. Islams believe in Muslim. Christians are normal.
Re: The dancers by richa	10-Jan-07/4:02 PM
A good try!
Re: Better Sex by Dovina	11-Jan-07/5:15 PM
You didn't have 'Better Sex'. You didn't even have sex. You just talked for two boring hours on the phone. Talk about gutted.
Re: Curry Gives You The Shits by spank me baby yeah	18-Jan-07/3:56 PM
Never dine on ethnic foods. Kipling knew this only too well. I quote: Now, it is not good for the Christian’s health to hustle the Aryan brown, For the Christian riles, and the Aryan smiles, and he weareth the Christian down; And the end of the fight is a tombstone white, with the name of the late deceased, And the epitaph drear: ‘A fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.’
Re: Wreck of the Poor Anchor by Dovina	19-Jan-07/9:35 AM
I went to an Indian restaurant last night on 100th & Broadway, and I swear to God my friend's vindaloo had a monkey egg in it. It was about the size of a ping pong ball, brown, with an outer shell, and some kind of nut inside. It smelt of anise. It wasn't fresh so I'm guessing it was laid in India somewhere and transported to New York in a tupperware container. We discarded it and continued with our meal. -3-