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Take that thing off your head (Ode) by lukehanney Take that veil off your head
You're scaring the kids, they think you're Judge Dredd
All they see is your scary eyes
They think your nose is made of pies
They can't see your mouth so they conclude
You eat your meals through a rubber tube
Your ears and cheeks are hidden away
How you hear nobody can say
So take that veil off your head
I'm sure you've got a lovely keg
But if you won't I've had enough
I'll tell the press about your dandruff.
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Posted: October 23, 2006 4:03 PM PDT; Last modified: October 23, 2006 4:03 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.336177 Overall Rank: 3457 Comments:
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23-Oct-06/4:13 PM
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I do believe that this is about Jade Goody's wedding day...
Hello there Luke, my old nemesis, back with a transparently racist and unpleasant poem. Unless it is actually a subtle piece of satire aimed at the current unfathomable media obsession with Muslim women wearing veils.
Of course they banned veils in French schools. A silly law if you ask me, and one that betrays their fundamental misunderstanding of what separation of Church and State really means. I'm told they also banned the teaching of Religious Education. Again, a pitiful decision. They probably don't understand that Religious Education doesn't have to promote any particular religion, or even present arguments for or against religion. It merely instructs people on the belief sets of the major religions: valuable information for anyone wanting to avoid giving unnecessary offence. I hold a half-GCSE in Religious Education (grade B), and it has prevented many a faux pas in my time. The British RE half-GCSE can basically be summed up in three lines:
Hindus believe in Hindu. Islams believe in Muslim. Christians are normal.
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