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Take that thing off your head (Ode) by lukehanney
Take that veil off your head You're scaring the kids, they think you're Judge Dredd All they see is your scary eyes They think your nose is made of pies They can't see your mouth so they conclude You eat your meals through a rubber tube Your ears and cheeks are hidden away How you hear nobody can say So take that veil off your head I'm sure you've got a lovely keg But if you won't I've had enough I'll tell the press about your dandruff.

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