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Descartes' Immortal Truth (Limerick) by Edna Sweetlove
Whilst squatting one day on my pan As steaming turds surged from my can, I thought of Descartes After pumping a fart; What truth! "I shit therefore I am".

Up the ladder: my first poem
Down the ladder: A Promise

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.1538463
Weighted score: 5.1124706
Overall Rank: 6010
Posted: May 18, 2006 3:45 PM PDT; Last modified: May 18, 2006 3:45 PM PDT
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[3] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 19-May-06/8:02 AM | Reply
I like the way you voted for yourslf but to give it authenticity you voted 8 rather than 10. However, for a proper spasm of reality why not give it a proper vote of -3-!

I arc a rope of cum in your eye and lauch as you wince.
[1] horus8 @ 24.126.112.227 | 21-May-06/10:34 PM | Reply
Yes, you are, ah har dee har har...
but being so quick with your ass
you should have noticed the pass
that the sporitely priest made
Upon your gay parade
you're hardly gay, but a fan.
[9] Dan garcia-Black @ 69.235.250.244 | 23-May-06/10:44 AM | Reply
This poem is excellent but for one fact. The dead will have, on occasion, a bowel movement after bacteria and gas have their way with food left in stomach and intestines. So, one may shit and not be. Sorry.
[n/a] lmp @ 141.154.134.3 > Dan garcia-Black | 23-May-06/11:51 AM | Reply
well, to be truthful, when the dead shit, they are. they are dead.
[9] Dan garcia-Black @ 69.235.250.244 > lmp | 23-May-06/11:57 AM | Reply
Touché’, Imp.
[n/a] ALChemy @ 71.75.176.68 > Dan garcia-Black | 23-May-06/12:11 PM | Reply
Some of us living folk already shit shamelessly. See above poem and author.
[4] Ranger @ 62.252.32.15 | 1-Jun-06/5:14 AM | Reply
Last line goes on a bit. A bit overwritten ('What truth!'). Not bad though.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 194.222.223.239 | 11-Aug-06/12:31 PM | Reply
Try to imagine not shitting. Does a contradiction arise from this proposition? You are a colossal boob.
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