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Curry Gives You The Shits (Limerick) by spank me baby yeah There once was a man called Helmut smitz,
Who ate a beef curry that gave him the shits,
His rectum was minging,
From the poo that was stinging,
It fell from his ass all in bits.
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q.e.d.
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Posted: February 21, 2003 9:09 AM PST; Last modified: February 21, 2003 9:09 AM PSTWeighted score: 4.669701 Overall Rank: 12221 Comments:
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razorgrin @ 192.197.142.108
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21-Feb-03/9:46 AM
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Dee-lightful anal poem. Read my 'perversions' limericks. this has a few problems in the scanning, but fun nonetheless.
Hence, you should stay away from Indian food.
and psycho bitches.m
Have you ever pressed the enter key?
Also, why do you write exactly like horus8?
Do you think we are the same person? I don't have a superman's haircut.
ACTUALLY DARK YOU ARE MY HERO, CHILD OF MY BUTTOCKS INSPIRED THIS. aS FOR ME SOUNDING LIKE HORUS8, WELL THATS NOT A BAD COMPLIMENT MOST OF HIS WORK I'VE READ IS PRETTY GOOD STUFF.
I fear you do not understand how the indentation of a comment relates to its place in the hierarchy of the discussion.
DONT LET IT GET TO YOU BROTHER
I write like him when I'm at his house. Well, actually, I don't write anything like him, but his computer spits out those extra letters at the end, if that's what you mean.
What do you mean hit enter?
you've really outdone yourself this time...
Never dine on ethnic foods. Kipling knew this only too well. I quote:
Now, it is not good for the Christianâs health to hustle the Aryan brown, For the Christian riles, and the Aryan smiles, and he weareth the Christian down; And the end of the fight is a tombstone white, with the name of the late deceased, And the epitaph drear: âA fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.â 264 view(s)
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