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Curry Gives You The Shits (Limerick) by spank me baby yeah

There once was a man called Helmut smitz, Who ate a beef curry that gave him the shits, His rectum was minging, From the poo that was stinging, It fell from his ass all in bits.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 18-Jan-07/3:56 PM
Never dine on ethnic foods. Kipling knew this only too well. I quote:

Now, it is not good for the Christian’s health to hustle the Aryan brown,
For the Christian riles, and the Aryan smiles, and he weareth the Christian down;
And the end of the fight is a tombstone white, with the name of the late deceased,
And the epitaph drear: ‘A fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.’




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