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Southern Baptist Redneck Song

Member since 2006 · Posted 23 Jun 2006 · 13 comments

We’re pretty strict around our little town which sure is real good news:We kicked out all the Catholics and we don’t have no goddam Jews. And way back when, we strung up all the nigra boys to the tallest trees Then left them , strange fruit, swayin’ gaily in the Southern breeze. Anyone who don’t love Uncle Sam, we feed ‘em to the maggots (And you surely wouldn’t like to hear what we done to the local faggots). Those liberal PC bastards stopped up flyin’ our beloved Stars ‘n’ Bars Next thing they’re gonna try to stop us drivin’ 300 horsepower cars. But since our blessed pastor closed the cathouse down it’s mighty borin’Now me and all mah good ole boys can’t go out nowhere a-whorin’. Don' y'all know, everywhere in our great land it’s the same ol’ tragic story: No one gives a two-cent fuck about respectin’ God and good Ole Glory. Praise the Lord and support the troops as they torture our imaginary foes The Bible-bashin' Southland is sure the best place on earth as God alone knows!

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13 comments

[0] ALChemy 25-Jun-06/8:20 AM Reply
Yep, satire.
[8] lmp 26-Jun-06/9:13 AM Reply
dunno, paw. kinna make thunk this edna is pickin on all the good folk livin' south of the mason dixon line.

does edna ever write anything BUT satire?
[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 2-Jul-06/4:29 AM Reply
What biting satire! I wish I had your talent for picking out such original targets for ridicule. Southern, Bible-bashing rednecks -- it's about time someone took them down a peg or two. It must take a lot of courage to be so controversial. -10-
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 3-Aug-06/4:37 PM Reply
No it's fun. I'd like to see them swinging in the magnolia-scented breeze.
[10] Engelbert Humpalot 10-Aug-06/10:04 AM Reply
Excellent. I love to laugh at rednecks.
[0] leonxic 12-Aug-06/5:37 PM Reply
Touchy subject. Is this all you know how to write.
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove › leonxic 13-Aug-06/6:01 PM Reply
Piss off, idiot.
[0] Stephen Robins 14-Aug-06/8:59 AM Reply
You are perhaps the greatest satirist since Peter Cook.
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove › Stephen Robins 17-Aug-06/3:28 AM Reply
And you can piss off too. Although I believe your comment 100%. I am.
[10] Sing4Jesus! 23-Aug-06/9:44 AM Reply
Jesus farts for you!
[10] deleted user 16-Jan-07/6:04 PM Reply
That shows those Yank shits up!
[10] mr cunt 25-Feb-07/6:47 PM Reply
Fuck those Texan cunts!
[0] deleted user 8-Mar-07/9:19 AM Reply
classy