Re: The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog	23-Oct-02/4:02 PM
see that children...da's back on top again..thank's to this brave new mexican cad..hiccup.i'm sorry lol!i fell of the wagon good night!
Re: The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog	23-Oct-02/3:56 PM
okay well here goes..i just wanna take this opportunity to say that -=Dark Angel=- is well..my hero, and the more of his poetry that i, myself, and the rest of us digest the better of we'll be mmmkay..and his pet monkey is currently reading better, and mankind is safe mmmkay..and it's..alright that this miserable cad tlb has dethroned the lord of the "prawne" the "poeme" the "an", the "gay blade", the "poop deck" "the nude", the ever popular "embrowning", and many, many, many more philosophicaly stimulating jargon tweaks not to mention the esteamed "BEAK" and the "out the window" the "breaking of wind in the masters chamber"...not to mention bum attacks to the enth degree [internet poets around the globe murmor] [in agreement] furthermore i demand that we as theologians, satanists philosophers and alchemists take a closer look at this 'work of art' (mr. bog's stain above) at its shape and 'wordplay' the way it strikes deep into your soul and says "hey we're okay..give me a hug, and by the way THE OCEAN IS DEEP FUCKING DEEP!@ DEEP MOTHERFUCKER! WANNA FISH WITH ME BITCH...HUH WANNA FISH ...WITH CEMENT SHOES? FIND THE SIX STOMACHED SHARK YOU LITTLE FUCKER! I'M sorry oh jeez..i fell horrible.it's just that well..i'm sad and sorta lonely.i didn't mean to yell forgive me?..you know..i'm tired and sick man just so god damn tired you know it used to be so much easier and now look at it..it's deep and complicated LIKE THE OCEAN! FUCK YEAH THE OCEAN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH! were was i again ? oh yeah sad and worried about..well you know life in general...lets take a MOMENT to pray ..sorry.. um lord jesu..we are sinners and fornicators and drunks oh lord...we are bad through and through..the whole lot of us..lord could you please FLOOD US OUT..YEAH FUCK! BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKER!~ YERAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! have you been giving other people tens mr.t and fiddling with the worst catagory..cuz i'm looking at it and seeing england dominating extensively,so here's some back your way..dick. from the usa and me and pan! and whitEKNUCKLED PHILLIP YEAH! DEEP M OTHA FFERR! deep and beautifull, vast man..timeless the mother of all life..the returning to the womb..the waters of chaos. good day sir!
Re: From a letter (never sent) by UnityMitford	23-Oct-02/1:52 PM
no..it's tether ball with the smurfs in a raquetball court somwhere in ranchocucomunga, cuz if it's noon it's west coast..here.here..toast!
Re: a comment on Gloria's stairwell circles up & down by Bachus	21-Oct-02/6:30 PM
i give myself a nice hand shandy daily in the shower of indescent aloofas, but a good hummer, coupled with a bit of the baggin of tea. plus i need a gimmick too you know you guys have shit, and gaye pyrgates and stuff and purple ferrets and ah samurai and tolkien, and what do have, but robbing seven elevens and blow jobs...for christ sake.
Re: hah by xanthippe	21-Oct-02/2:12 PM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!10. hah.ha..fucking rolling. this is funny er' than best in show.
Re: Do Swans Get Jealous? (#2) by Christof	21-Oct-02/2:04 PM
i would like it if you changed the second use of the word "white" to cream...yeah sorbet cream..like jizz...was just listening to your dance of the furies?!, great medoly i'd like to say you were a helluve a composer...and not a bad writer neither...heres a ten for you..why? cuz i,ve given you so many fucking zeros up until this point that it makes my head spin, and i can't remember for the life of me why? oh well..i really dug this, and it made me feel...well..hard. thanks. 10..
Re: Hoofarama the old nags ed by ==Doylum	21-Oct-02/1:50 PM
well with horus8 no longer converging with the 'hoofed-one' i guess i could quote for him "see that? down there...that's my hoof laughing with you...at them, who are they we ask? dunno? never have perhaps, never will...this piece is hilarious and well metered..it's tight like a wife beater..with just a bit of donut juice dried 'pon it. also well contrived with infinite possibilities. 9.o
Re: Hoofarama the old nags ed by ==Doylum	21-Oct-02/1:50 PM
well with horus8 no longer converging with the 'hoofed-one' i guess i could quote for him "see that? down there...that's my hoof laughing with you...at them, who are they we ask? dunno? never have perhaps, never will...this piece is hilarious and well metered..it's tight like a wife beater..with just a bit of donut juice dried 'pon it. also well contrived with infinite possibilities. 9.o
Re: A Well Worth Wait by savannah	20-Oct-02/12:36 PM
the questoion marks have to go, followed by tghe poem. out the window with the lot of it. too goody goody, and mushy without any balance. try tiger milk and some poe.
Re: Blade by Blade	20-Oct-02/12:35 PM
because you're a cad?
Re: Loosed by <~>	18-Oct-02/1:18 PM
yeah specially if they're in the saME trailor all day drinking olympia.
Re: FHjk by Dark Angle	18-Oct-02/1:14 PM
yeah me too. my butler.o
Re: When Your Best Friend Says You Drink Too Much by jessicazee	18-Oct-02/1:11 PM
The Bachian tribunal choice of the day. odelay!!!!!!!! 10! why, because of the squashed pomegranates and our stained fingers.
Re: Ode to Larkbeat Twoshoes by Nicholas Jones	18-Oct-02/1:08 PM
refreshingly inaccsessable. congradulations. way to get the reader to be empathetic towards anyone, just a one, in this ode. anyone. maybe james, maybe her, but nay...why, cuz i'm left wondering. why should i give a shit. i pray she keeps both of her shoes?, cuz i truly i'm that interested in the whole lot of you. really. it'll make that big of a difference when i wake up tomorrow. honestly.e
Re: Libra by Rex Karrs	18-Oct-02/12:50 PM
yeah. that would make you a libra alright.neither a 1 0r a 3, but a 2..the middle of the monther. the strongest part of the sign. happy birthday. do a scale test later in the day to check for longterm wear. happy harvest and gestatual finish.
Re: a comment on Ponder on Pagan. by <{Baba^Yaga}>	16-Oct-02/6:08 PM
heeb is what heeb does.my uncle herbie is gay in laguna. i'm what? index fingering the lamb chop.chop.chop. michael from florida just called. he's of probation and quite happy. i'm happy for him. he's kinda like my dad now. the patsy cline bios on tonight. yae!
Re: The Way It Is by Tascobar	16-Oct-02/1:43 PM
then sitting hard pon the teeter totter. the fat kid launches the autistic boy with the prostetic leg and head gear over the chain link fence and into oncoming traffic. the blow of a horn. tire screech. the crunch of wood and plastic. the stink of sliding rubber. jesus christ! i have never seen a retards helmet roll that far. until now.
Re: Choices by Ojiboch	16-Oct-02/1:35 PM
my left eyeball just imploded. thanks.
Re: Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	15-Oct-02/2:53 PM
try a forklift. and some mineral oil. nicely done. quite the tail.it made me snort a foot long rail. 9.
Re: AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	15-Oct-02/2:46 PM
yeah. i don't waste words, i lived in kc and st. louis, so what..if there was anything actually happening of interest there people would migrate, yet... they're not. why cause they are all to busy moving to l.a and new york from "misery". if your such a fan...why call it that to begin with?...and beverly d. is an actress. you know national lampoons vacation? coal miners daughter? what are you on zanex and drinking malt liquor through a straw? "mellow...mellow...boo! wow man you just hate the most acid i've ever seen anyone eat in my entire life" (tommy chong, up in smoke)what the fuck are you tripping on mr. i got eight poems now on the best list...shouldn't you be doing the ms. america wave and chewing on your crown at this point in time? you have no point. and you're wasting my time. thee end.