The Sea

But the sea is full of Cthulhu and his minions. And squid. And submarines. The sea is scary.

Island folk love their drift wood, and seed floats. i wish it were longer and stronger. i like the (stuff) though. long live the queen and the beasts from the bog! welcome...lovely name.

i'd like to see more of your poetry, T de la B. you have been quite vocal, of late. put your words, um, where your other words are. yeah, that's exactly it. post some, so that we, in turn, may have our turn at summing you.

oh shut the fuck up this poem is so bad im not even going to vote for it!

Did you hear that, guys?! yoda's apprentice isn't going to vote for this poem! That's how bad it is!! Golly gosh!

Childish but not a children's poem.

forrest gump write this?

ah..that's why you don't vote d.a? i figured it was something as bottomless and fickle as "being that bad" (which it is) but d.a, z, has got you on shape, but your message is more satisfying(i can't believe i'm even talking about this goat milking fiasco) any way..i just read a poimee' from a one' robust youngsoul called "translations" totally encompasses the way i feel about feeling..i just got done auditioning for the sound of music...i'm now gonna stick my own kale gun in my arse and give myself some calcium richness now, i'm then going to use my beak to chisel off my hoof..because i no longer have the equipment needed to need.fuck you! mindless shape poets(anger is a sign of jealousy and insecurities) was this all ryans idea? da's?razora's?, z's?...is this a fucking conspiracy? ah...............hhhh..hhh......porcupine.ruipees.grinder.laderhosen.cockerspaniel.lovedust..

You need to sit down and take a chill pill. The reason I don't vote is this: It's completely pointless. Not only are votes regularly wiped out by poetes editing their poemes, and not only is any one person's vote washed away in a sea of bad judgment, but what function does it serve? What does it tell the poete about his poeme? Do high votes mean "it's good"? Do low votes mean "it's bad"? No. They do not. You and I both know that almost all of the poemes on this site have scores that are wildly incorrect. The author gains nothing; the voter gains nothing. That is why I don't vote. Perhaps you will find some vague, sarcastic, meaningless counterargument to that which nobody can argue against because there isn't anything to argue against, but perhaps you won't. Anyway. On to the rest of your really excellent comment. 1. I don't actually care what you feel about feeling. Was this addressed to me, or someone else, or just your awe-dience in general? Your constant fervent attempts to relate other people's poemes to your own incredibly exciting life are as about as stimulating as watching the results of you composing yet another pointless, carbon-copy "slam"-fest filled with (if we're lucky) images that are not original, evocative, salient, meaningful to anyone but you, or even considered. If we're not lucky, they're just filled with total bollocks. 2. Your life as an actor holds this much interest for me: nearly none. I say 'nearly' because once I did a search on 'horus8' to see if you really had done any acting. 3. Your fictions about the kale gun are this entertaining: not. 4. Please stop abusing the beak, as it is mine and I have promised to look after it. You may use the bastard inverted cousin of the beak since you appear to own it. 5. My name is "-=Dark_Angel=-" and I will thank you to address me as such. I have spent an unbelievable amount of time and money in court getting it legally changed and YOU WILL RESPECT IT. 6. Your stoned tourette's syndrome outbursts are, I'm sure, really great, but I for one have stopped reading them, and I don't really know if anyone does, so you might want to consider swearing at someone who cares. You can address your next comment essay to same. Have a good one!!!!

()-Dirk-Angle~} got a monk on. Come out to play %^Dirk??" don't get all testy on every one, just cause yev got bottom problems, sooth them with cream, we'll all have such fun, and be friends again, you can play your guitar if you like.

Your hilarious misspelling of my name have me in stitches Doylum! Keep up the hilarious work!!!! P.S. I would have thought such an ironic person as yourself could SPOT A LITTLE FUCKING IRONY NOW AND THEN (LIKE IN THAT COMMENT TO HORUS8 I JUST DID THAT'S WHAT I MEAN!!!)

=-Dirk90-== explains his word for me just incase i don't understand them, he has a monopoly on bitting comment and irony, one must head them or he'll have your hotels and your little dog too

Oh, Doylum. When will you learn that it's not who has the dog and the hotels, but how long it takes before one loses all one's money and throws the board across the room in anger?

Tuesday

I enjoyed the "War" poem and voted accordingly but chose to keep 'Queens council' on this one, but as we are apparently being brutally honest - this one is SHITE and struggled to be considered a zero.

You lot all need to wank more instead of taking out your frustration on a poetry website. Sheesh. Take it for what it is - simple fun. Nice one Tarquin.

yeah nice one tarqui, way to be descriptive, and darwinianly deep.even the most troubled sinner has time to offer an asian pear to your shrine of poetry...i don't even think you need the () cuz it's really just descriptive and deep and telling and not shallow and wow..did i say descriptive?..yeah...wow..really moving shit here...pardon me while i take notes..

and you call sweat shit.
what are you 10.

Congrats. You have done the impossible and overtaken DA for the worst poem on the site. You should be proud. Have a drink on me!

Isn't it cool this guy can describe the sea!i think im gonna give you atleast a 0 for typing letters out.

At least you'll be read old boy / :

The c is sharp
and for that we must thank
microsoft.
I am NOT A NUMBER! I am a... uh...

like I didn't already know that. Holy shit.. and next you're gunna tell me the sky is blue right!? I'm dying to know

what can i say.....

good effort ?? better luck next time

...Nope, I've scrutinised every word and I can't find any trace of a point whatsoever.

There's Crap, Then there's this.

Go ahead, Tarqin, tell it how it is. This is brilliant. This sea you speak of holds an uncanny resemblance to my mind...

hidden depth eh? hmm, this poem seems about as deep as my toilet bowl, but do explain. please. im probably very stupid, i would love to be enlightened by the Bogster.

This is oficially the wirst poem, yet i shall vote it as I would a piece of art, as it is.

okay well here goes..i just wanna take this opportunity to say that -=Dark Angel=- is well..my hero, and the more of his poetry that i, myself, and the rest of us digest the better of we'll be mmmkay..and his pet monkey is currently reading better, and mankind is safe mmmkay..and it's..alright that this miserable cad tlb has dethroned the lord of the "prawne" the "poeme" the "an", the "gay blade", the "poop deck" "the nude", the ever popular "embrowning", and many, many, many more philosophicaly stimulating jargon tweaks not to mention the esteamed "BEAK" and the "out the window" the "breaking of wind in the masters chamber"...not to mention bum attacks to the enth degree [internet poets around the globe murmor] [in agreement] furthermore i demand that we as theologians, satanists philosophers and alchemists take a closer look at this 'work of art' (mr. bog's stain above) at its shape and 'wordplay' the way it strikes deep into your soul and says "hey we're okay..give me a hug, and by the way THE OCEAN IS DEEP FUCKING DEEP!@ DEEP MOTHERFUCKER! WANNA FISH WITH ME BITCH...HUH WANNA FISH ...WITH CEMENT SHOES? FIND THE SIX STOMACHED SHARK YOU LITTLE FUCKER! I'M sorry oh jeez..i fell horrible.it's just that well..i'm sad and sorta lonely.i didn't mean to yell forgive me?..you know..i'm tired and sick man just so god damn tired you know it used to be so much easier and now look at it..it's deep and complicated LIKE THE OCEAN! FUCK YEAH THE OCEAN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH! were was i again ? oh yeah sad and worried about..well you know life in general...lets take a MOMENT to pray ..sorry.. um lord jesu..we are sinners and fornicators and drunks oh lord...we are bad through and through..the whole lot of us..lord could you please FLOOD US OUT..YEAH FUCK! BRING IT ON MOTHER FUCKER!~ YERAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! have you been giving other people tens mr.t and fiddling with the worst catagory..cuz i'm looking at it and seeing england dominating extensively,so here's some back your way..dick. from the usa and me and pan! and whitEKNUCKLED PHILLIP YEAH! DEEP M OTHA FFERR! deep and beautifull, vast man..timeless the mother of all life..the returning to the womb..the waters of chaos. good day sir!

see that children...da's back on top again..thank's to this brave new mexican cad..hiccup.i'm sorry lol!i fell of the wagon good night!

Childish drivel of the worst sort! I cannot believe that someone would look to the sea for inspiration. The use of parentheses is terrible. Unquestionably the worst poem I have read on Poemranker. Furthermore sir, excuse me, but hurf urf sir you are blocking both BBC1 and BBC2!!

This poem fell out of the end of my bum. That is my it is so smelly - because my bum is often unclean.

I have to admit, I laughed my arse off, but then again, I do have a penchant for crap poems(both reading and writing them), and this certainly is crap

merry x-mas mr. bogs hehehe http://poetry.rotten.com/eye-gouge/