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20 most recent comments by Bachus (81-100) and replies

Re: a comment on Horror Film by Jeremi B. Handrinos 27-May-04/10:30 PM
No, you're right -- you know me, first drafts are always B+.
The art of proper grammar is still foreign to me, but I'm slightly improving.
Re: a comment on Child of Troy by Caducus 27-May-04/7:49 PM
Lol. That's where you stick your penis in your mother and implode like an empty can on Uranus. I have the scar, I can prove it.
Re: The Winturd Tale of Sir Donald Nudesby by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 23-May-04/11:02 AM
You going to send be that Mp3?
You know, The Werewolves and I do
a really bitchin' version of the
Crutchling electrified now 'tis very cool.

The Mp3's not going to blow off my face
is it?
Re: How To Fish by Blindpoetry 18-May-04/4:53 PM
Boom in
Re: a comment on Air by Bachus 30-Apr-04/10:13 PM
Great to you, because it's the worst to me, keep that in mind.
Re: John K Rhyming Dictionary For Beginners by Everyone 16-Apr-04/12:54 PM
Fanfuckingtastik john k should be forced to do this twice a day.

http://tinyurl.com/8ty

Re: when do dreams fade? by francis nor capule 16-Apr-04/12:36 PM
Almost readable. 6.
Re: a comment on horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II 16-Apr-04/10:50 AM
And this whole time I thought you knew?
Re: a comment on Chocolate Rabbit Ears & Gay Sex by Bachus 16-Apr-04/10:13 AM
Also, you do realize that I am permanently scarred now, and demand that you reimburse me for psychological treatment.
Re: a comment on Chocolate Rabbit Ears & Gay Sex by Bachus 16-Apr-04/10:10 AM
Well that explains ALOT... Yuck.
Re: forgetful dyke by elizabethann 15-Apr-04/3:58 PM
Odds are you'll go from SMOKING TO CUTTING TO THE CANNERY. I've never seen any one describe smoking in a more exquisitely neither here nor there way ever. That deserves a fucking three. here's an idea... take your wallet chain and hang yourself from it with an entire pack of cigarettes puffing away from your twat... maybe that'll get your ten bucks back and a mustache ride from the mariachi with the guitar, and your dad to buy you a life...

If you didn't have some image of curt cobain wedged so far up your ass that you can vaguely here the muddy banks of the wishka eminating from your eyebrow piercing I bet you'd be even fucking COOLER?
Re: a comment on The Idea of Fusion at the Beach (After Wallace Stevens) by coffeespoons 15-Apr-04/3:49 PM
Really, then why break it?
Re: The Idea of Fusion at the Beach (After Wallace Stevens) by coffeespoons 15-Apr-04/3:48 PM
Jesus Creased.
Re: The Price You Pay by Fear of Garbage 15-Apr-04/3:47 PM
I've collapsed a lung. Did you know that they'll refill on their own a week or so as long as you don't DIE first from fucking pneumonia.
Re: Swan Lake by Caducus 8-Apr-04/1:15 PM
Sin.
Re: a comment on Las Gaviotas by Bachus 8-Apr-04/1:03 PM
Thanks Christof, it's always a delight to hear from you, I hope all is well with you these days?
Re: Buried pyramid by zodiac 19-Mar-04/9:57 AM
Pardon me while I ass yawn with you.
Re: a comment on Glass Flowers by Bachus 24-Feb-04/2:30 PM
The past tense of a person's obvious lack of conviction.
Re: a comment on Whore Of Nazareth by Mona Lisa 24-Feb-04/2:10 PM
"Bow'l's" lol.
Re: Jonquils, daffydils by fevriere 24-Feb-04/12:37 PM
Yeah, I remember Paris in October too, an overated hump of vibrating asshats on a 'delicate' spin cycle.


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