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horus8 accepts black cock for cash (Free verse) by King Abdullah II (To be sung to the tune of "When I Needed A Neighbour" by Sydney Carter)
He would guide a black man's penis
Up his arse, up his arse
He would guide a black man's penis
Up his arse
And the creed and the colour
And the name won't matter
Pay him cash
(Repeat ad infinitum and, indeed, ad nauseam. See http://www.geocities.
com/liberationchurch/hymns/whenineeded.html for further details.)
Up the ladder:
Let Me Breathe
Down the ladder:
shadows
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Posted: July 10, 2003 10:24 AM PDT; Last modified: July 10, 2003 10:24 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.642391 Overall Rank: 12309 Comments:
if you are going to write a pohm about sumbody , at lest try to make it funny.
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Also, why does the guy have to be black, are you a racist homophobe? There's too many homophobe's on this site, what are you so scared about?
"No," they answered, "we will spend the night in the square."
But he insisted so strongly that they did go with him and entered his house. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without yeast, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodom-both young and old-surrounded the house. They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them."
Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof."
Genesis 19:1-8
"When I looked up, there was powerful presence standing next to the table where I was sitting. Jesus spoke, 'My child what are you doing here?' The voice was so real. 'I have so much better planned for you than the false security and identity that you live in now.'
"As I looked out onto the dance floor, I saw the most incredible vision: all the smiling faces turned to wax and started to melt. The laughter stopped. The Holy Spirit revealed to me that the broken hearts behind the smiling masks were not really laughing at all. More important was the reality that my heart was also scarred and broken... God began breaking through the denial. He showed me that I was trying to cover over deep emotional wounds. Then He spoke to me in the bar and brought me face-to-face with the truth about my life." - Rebekah Johnston
"As soon as Jesus was baptized, he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and lighting on him. 17And a voice from heaven said, 'This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased.'" - Matthew 3:16
Jesu's hallucinations (The Devil, doves/voices, etc) all come from the Spirit, so yes.
Are temples of (1Co 3:16; 6:19). Are filled with (Ac 2:4, 33; 4:8, 31; 6:5; 8:17; 11:24; 13:9, 52; Eph 5:18; 2Ti 1:14). Have fellowship with (Ro 8:9, 11; 1Co 3:16; 6:19; 2Co 13:14; Php 2:1). Receive deposit of (2Co 1:22; 5:5; Eph 1:13-14). Are sealed with (2Co 1:22; Eph 1:13; 4:30). Have righteousness, peace, and joy in (Ro 14:17; 15:13; 1Th 1:6). Are unified by (1Co 12:13). Testify that Jesus is Lord by (Jn 15:26; 16:14; 1Co 12:3).
POWERS ATTRIBUTED TO HOLYSPIRIT JESUS BUT NOT TO REGULAR JESUS:
1) Stealthe Impregnation (Lk 1:35, Mt 1:15)
2) Animorphism (Mt 3:16, Mk 1:10)
3) Wilderness Guide (Mt 4:1, Mk 1:12)
4) Ventriloquism (Mt 10:20)
5) Wind-manipulation and Pyrokinesis, Tongue-speaking (Acts 2)
6) +5 Boldness (Act 4:31)
7) Hallucination