(To be sung to the tune of "When I Needed A Neighbour" by Sydney Carter) He would guide a black man's penis Up his arse, up his arse He would guide a black man's penis Up his arse And the creed and the colour And the name won't matter Pay him cash (Repeat ad infinitum and, indeed, ad nauseam. See http://www.geocities. com/liberationchurch/hymns/whenineeded.html for further details.)