Re: Whore Of Nazareth by Mona Lisa	24-Feb-04/12:34 PM
You obviously need a magical whore cape like mine. And more satellite tv royalties. Oh, and maybe a good motherfucking and a tight knit group of loose friends with interesting phrases like, "What if" and "Maybe, like, what if", then and only then will you respect the little man on the wood thing. What if, life had nothing to do with sluts, angels and Jesus, but real things like mountains, oceans, and life would you feel better?
Re: a comment on Soft Beak; Hard lotion by Bachus	24-Feb-04/12:27 PM
No.
Re: The Angry Bush by wilco	19-Feb-04/3:09 PM
I would go with DA's suggestion, but add the word "Whale" before 'eyes'. Because, I for one, am tired of seeing when the whales cannot. Oh, and I'd capitalize Bush to add historical oomph. Now time for a sensless plug CD Baby.com is having a sale on Horus8's two records, yay, (farts for emphasis) yippy, kids go finger bang yourself one today!
Re: a comment on Emily Mae by horus8	5-Feb-04/1:09 AM
Let me get this straight? You said all of that to pee on your own shoe? How have I attempted to destroy you? By commenting on your comments on my 'poetry'? You don't see me over on your home page do you? Reading your wonderful collection of East Coast drivel about love and leaves and new age sewing techniques. Exactly, do you always think people are that stupid, I mean to believe that I'm REvil and out to get you? It's really rather simple, if you don't like me poetry, you don't have to read it, I have enough housewives finger banging their poodles across America to add to the list. Or do you just keep that special motavational tool for yourself (claiming 'they' are out to get me? You are over here dumbass, not vice versa. That's right, you don't see me commenting on your poetry do you, I think if I wanted to 'destroy your poetry' I'd probably start there and leave comments on them like this sucks, lets burn it, boo, 0 etc. Now, I can see how you might feel left out, because you're the only one I haven't done that too out of hundreds, but like I said earlier, I'm busy, perhaps you can find someone with more free time on their hands that would be interested in destroying your poetry, or listening do your delightful melodramas about counseling, and designer shoes, and urine, and what have you, I will merely repeat what I said earlier, I responded to a comment that you left on my poem, I really don't see how that has anything to do with your poetry, or you, or your shoes, or your vagina. Nonetheless, if anyone should have pissy shoes, it should be you. Thank you, I'm here all day folks.
Re: Digging A Grave by Billy Biff-Chin	4-Feb-04/10:15 PM
I saw a cat burying a leroy at sanbox once, thankfully the boys father was a miner.
Re: a comment on Something's gone wrong by zodiac	4-Feb-04/10:13 PM
Yes, but remember when I ordered that pizza with extra baby? you thought that was decent, and got indigestion?
Re: a comment on Emily Mae by horus8	4-Feb-04/8:50 PM
Yeah, we could tell sweet heart. As sacastic as a chicken trying to hatch a turn up. You must think that in the real world, on planet earth, you are special, loved, ready swing your rainbow wand and air dagger into the magical state of moon time fluff? Do you honestly take yourself so fucking seriously? Absolutely, and that's why your sex life is bloated cow plummeting off of the fall in Zanzisbaumbar, with a one eyed vulture and a blind tarapin in audience, congratulations. Well, judging from the way you read into poetry, it's wonder you don't pee out of your ass.
Re: a comment on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry	4-Feb-04/8:43 PM
By the way... Loved the we part, really.
Re: The Weight of Words and the Meaning in the Wind by somemorepoetry	4-Feb-04/8:42 PM
When I read your title, I went "Oh God". When I read your poem, I went "Oh God", and farted. But it was then when you told the story "through the thunder" was right about the time that I realized... We've made love in our past life... If not several hundred times. Like the incessant rain pounding the dusty gravel of the high desert. Bringing the dry river beds to a seething surge of brown flood water with swimming animals and drunk people standing on the hoods of their cars.
Re: a comment on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry	4-Feb-04/8:36 PM
Dime flicker.
Re: a comment on Soft Beak; Hard lotion by Bachus	4-Feb-04/7:55 PM
Well the better version is here, actually. http://allpoetry.com/Poem/481015 I edit my poetry at an accelled rate.
Re: The Grandfather Suite by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	24-Jan-04/12:02 PM
Grandfather's razor?
Re: a comment on A dream of a fruit-gun by zodiac	12-Jan-04/11:49 AM
to Jesus: Have you seen my goat? he answers to the name of Cashoe?
Re: The Ballad of Robert Kilroy-Silk by Steaming Dung Heap	12-Jan-04/11:47 AM
Amen.
Re: Lament by Blue Magpie	12-Jan-04/11:45 AM
That was a mouthful of warm ice-cream.
Re: Saturation Point by malakin	12-Jan-04/11:43 AM
You should trip the black ones?
Re: Kenny G by Everyone	12-Jan-04/10:15 AM
Too many curls, yack!
Re: We Are Still Friends by Blindpoetry	23-Dec-03/8:42 PM
This reminds of that time... When I was born... A magical nurses' mask said... And everyone fucking laughed at me.
Re: a comment on untitled by darby pyn	17-Dec-03/12:11 PM
Oh, no wonder, so do I.
Re: a comment on Rustling Wind by laura2224rn	9-Dec-03/11:35 PM
You wouldn't know a promise if it fell out of your cunt and you named it. I should know. I fell out of your cunt. Micah, asked me today why you didn't say goodbye? I told him that it was because worms can't talk, they can only dig. Do me a favor not because you want to, but because you need to. Keep your family and friends away from my family. I've never cared for any of you yo be quite honest. And if you think I've ever cared for Bill or his? You're wrong I wouldn't slow down to avoid hitting any of you in the road dead or alive as a matter of a fact. And in the future, please tell your sister to not call me on your behalf anymore, for any reason. That includes weddings, births, deaths, blood tranfusions all the way down to borrowing some sugar. It's the least you could do, but as far as things you've done for me go? It's the most important.