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20 most recent comments by Stephen Robins (121-140)

Re: Thanks again by Everyone 16-May-05/8:34 AM
I did not betray my friend Damien by publishing this filth.
regarding some deleted poem... 18-May-05/6:14 AM
Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please be true. My only ever sincere 10 on one of your poemes which I reserve the right to convert to an ironic -10- should your mishapen wheeledchair ever loom large again on the poemranker horizon.
Re: Fair Warning by cockmage 2-Jun-05/3:03 AM
Please keep the picture of his beard.
Re: Worth by Dovina 25-Jul-05/11:26 AM
I see from this poem that you are still a terribly wounded ditch pig.
Re: My Golden Birthday by jessicazee 25-Jul-05/11:28 AM
A terrible ripple of bottom fat on an otherwise blemish-free nappy.
Re: Stabbed with a Carrot by T. Jonathron Remp 25-Jul-05/11:31 AM
If gayness could be reduced to its raw intrinsic matter and then condensed into some form of compound it would be a potion on which you would daily have gorged until your bottom was as dilated as a blue whales snatch.
Re: THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK by prettyktm 25-Jul-05/11:32 AM
Richard Whiteley once told me to fuck off. I think he meant the message to be passed on to you from beyond the grave.
Re: Ain,t Life Fuckin Great,(part2 The Stone Man) by Bethy 9-Aug-05/2:34 PM
Clever, Sad and droopy.
Re: First by Dovina 9-Aug-05/2:38 PM
Proper.
Re: Pity Her by Dovina 22-Aug-05/10:51 AM
no
Re: Night Shift by ALChemy 22-Aug-05/10:52 AM
Immense.
Re: "46 million babies a year" by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 29-Sep-05/9:12 AM
Then holy trinity can thus be explained,
As a squeeze, a wipe and flush,
And like Jesu on the cross we are pained,
To break it in half with a brush.

Can I ask a question, why are Chriatians so selective in their reading of the 0ld Testament? Why do they like Noah but ignore chopping off their foreskins? Is 'cos Jesus taught us that that was all outdated tosh?
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Sep-05/9:14 AM
You are sad, deluded anorexic.

Thanks!
Re: Desperate Season by Sisterwolf 10-Jan-06/9:10 AM
Like swallowing a gigantic glass of swamped bed linen.
Re: The copper man and Labrador by Caducus 10-Jan-06/9:15 AM
No poor person owns a golden labrador, the poem therefore has no resonance with anything I have ever experienced and I work in Mayfair for fucks sake. Complete rubbish, kindly change to a mongrel.
Re: My Father’s World by Dovina 9-Feb-06/6:35 AM
Proof, if it were needed, that you can't polish a turd.
regarding some deleted poem... 9-Feb-06/6:38 AM
Too many words.
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone 13-Feb-06/6:06 AM
I bearded my negro with a breast,
And entered him in a beauty contest,
But the boobies were pale,
And looked wrong on a male,
He went down a storm in the Mid West!

I bearded my Jesus in the Koran,
And bade him march on Xian,
But the city in China,
Gave our Negro a shiner,
Thereby abandoning our rapprochement!
Re: patty t is totally gay by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 13-Feb-06/6:25 AM
clever. + true.
Re: hendrimike is totally gay by wzodlacw 13-Feb-06/8:36 AM
Totally gay!


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