Re: Watch Out by Nicholas Monson	7-May-04/8:44 AM
Watch out for Johnny the Greek, He'll bugger up the olymipics, Have a bearded wife, But not care as he prefers sodomy.
Re: immaculate perception by w~* ATHENA *~w	7-May-04/8:45 AM
Powerful spacing.
regarding some deleted poem...	7-May-04/8:46 AM
Congratulations, you spell nearly as badly as me. Cnut.
Re: Mom by nothingtoanyone	10-May-04/1:16 AM
An endearingly heartfelt guff.
Re: Obituary for the Moon by wilco	10-May-04/1:20 AM
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! -10_
Re: heart & soul by crwncka1	12-May-04/2:47 AM
A festering phlegm-wod.
Re: Heartbroken by PimpinBitch15	12-May-04/2:53 AM
You are a snot gobbler. In no way does this endless mass of cuntbutter deserve anything above an 8. This poem is a narcissistic mess and the imagery is some of the weakest I have ever read.
Re: Swan on Willow Lake by Caducus	13-May-04/5:30 AM
Hilarious, truly; this had me wiping snot of my laptop.
Re: Prophets by unknown^user	13-May-04/5:34 AM
Are you some kind of automaton churning out small satchels of snot garnished guff?
Re: FINGER PIE by titan69	13-May-04/5:42 AM
The title of this poem implies one of two things - firstly a pie full of fingers - that would be grotesque, or secondly some form of instruction where you would have to literally finger a pie. The poem however appears to be about putting a child to bed. This poem is confused and poorly written and you may not have noticed but their is a large irrelevant line in the middle. This all leads me to believe that you are a stultified quim.
Re: Waste Replacing by Phalkon	13-May-04/6:52 AM
The title and the first three words made me believe this lyric was about the coversion of bile into feaces in the lower abdomanal tract. Reading the rest of this sorry excuse of a lyric led me to believe that you spend a lot of time playing warhammer in a darkened room with your imaginary friend Peter.
Re: The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	14-May-04/5:14 AM
That is splendid. So you have time to write that but no time for a mug of wallop later in inner temple? You shameful fraud!
Re: The Plea of the Beneathednessified (New poetry scheme!) by Enkidu	14-May-04/9:58 AM
"Speak now as a man no dog or angel" may benefit from punctuation. Aside from that this poem is a blender full of turds.
Re: Root Shallow by Miggy	19-May-04/4:52 AM
Robert Kilroy-Silk.
Re: The Tony Blair Which Project by wilco	19-May-04/4:53 AM
Ainslee Harriot
Re: Sarah's Song by wilco	19-May-04/4:54 AM
David Dickinson
Re: Sarah's Song by wilco	19-May-04/4:59 AM
I have devised a cunning new means of commenting to reflect how good I feel the poem is. It is a simple formula the strength of the poem is the inverse of how unbrown the celebrity I leave as a comment is. A sample may look as follows: Ainslee Harriot : They don't come any browner -10- Robert Kilroy-Silk: The colour and texture of a shamy leather -6- David Dickinson: Orange - A fraud in my brown catergory -bow'ls-
Re: Title by large_geese	19-May-04/5:00 AM
Flowella Benjamin
Re: Fighting before bed by zodiac	19-May-04/5:02 AM
Mr T
Re: The Other Side Of Never by <{Baba^Yaga}>	19-May-04/5:02 AM
Judith Chalmers