| Re: Unwed by gilded in gold |
20-May-04/11:33 AM |
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| Re: Focus by Signature |
21-May-04/7:53 AM |
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This poem is a pool of rancid flange juice left on the seat of a sunshine bus by an elderly citizen.
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21-May-04/8:23 AM |
Yet more splendid poetry?
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21-May-04/8:40 AM |
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
1-Jun-04/6:18 AM |
"the smell of your snatch lets me know that your bleeding
there's a russet coloured jam rag in your pants and your needing
the full action blood nappy before the jam rag begins to fall
you say it best
when you say nothing at all"
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| Re: pie man by DR Limerick |
1-Jun-04/6:51 AM |
There once was a chap called Simon,
Who pranced around like Bill Wyman,
But Bill he was not,
The closest he got,
Was splitting Mandy Smith's Hyman.
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| Re: Piccadilly to Baker Street by Caducus |
2-Jun-04/5:45 AM |
What are you trying to state about London? - that it is a shithole full of depressed workers, perverted English Gents and corpulent Americans?
What about the scrofulous mess who is making all these fairly obvious characterisations?, the fucking mess who has never been to Dunhill on St James's and smoked their splendid pipe tobacco. And, for that matter, never enjoyed the splendid stewed cheese of Simpsons in the City?
I daresay he is guiding a black man up his arse as I write these words.
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| Re: Scattered Spaces by embersandenvelopes |
2-Jun-04/6:03 AM |
This is the most pretentious guff ever to have been emitted outside of Channel 4's lesbian unit.
Splattered Faces would be a better title.
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| Re: Garden of Monuments by RevHydra |
2-Jun-04/7:26 AM |
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Schloken meine pimmel bitte.
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3-Jun-04/5:29 AM |
Ms Portland Mason, James Mason's daughter, started smoking at the age of 3, with the consent of her parents, in the vain hope that she would not take up smoking in later life and she lived to the grand old age of 55. She also bought a bra and girdle for her tenth birthday.
This proves nothing other than that I read the Daily Telegraph's obituaries page each morning.
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| Re: Post-mortem bordem by little_big_nose |
3-Jun-04/5:32 AM |
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Do you collect roadkill? I do; in fact I have the largest collection of pickled otter bums in the whole of South West London.
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3-Jun-04/5:42 AM |
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An Anagram of your poem's title is "I'd kiss a cunt" - I am therefore raising my vote from -2- to a -10- in light of your subversive humour - well done!!
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| Re: becoming by <~> |
4-Jun-04/5:54 AM |
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Considering you have such fantastic chebs, I am shocked no one has left a comment. The poem might be a little pretentious and the verbiage excessive, however the thought of your huge, rounded thr'pennies lands this poem with an instant -10-
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4-Jun-04/5:58 AM |
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wow -17- anonymous votes, don't let that quasi chink Shiu shin see; he will have a yellow ejaculation.
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7-Jun-04/8:48 AM |
I can not believe I dragged my huge ball sack to my desk and scrolled down to poemranker to read this solid excretory product evacuated from Shin Shuu's bowels.
What a wheelbarrow of pretentious ordure.
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| Re: Hiding by QuirkyWonder |
14-Jun-04/5:30 AM |
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Hell's drooping anus enguffed this poem hole.
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14-Jun-04/6:15 AM |
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
14-Jun-04/8:32 AM |
Buggering around with the lines does not make this a poem. In fact this is an appalling confessional which serves as a horrible insight into the scattered jumble of my little ponies that constitutes your imagination.
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| Re: The Businessman by abcmonkey78 |
14-Jun-04/8:38 AM |
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15-Jun-04/1:23 AM |
There once was a browne Kilroy-Silk,
I revealed his secret charm to his ilk,
His face bore a grin,
That cracked his foreskin,
And lactated super-tasty skimmed milk.
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