regarding some deleted poem...	15-Jun-04/9:02 AM
May I be the first to say "Van Guff"?
regarding some deleted poem...	22-Jun-04/2:02 AM
And in your gym bag, I have left my huge black dildo, And my strap on is under your pillow. I wonder where this futile stalking will lead me, I only hope its to the altar, upon which, I can have my hyman splintered, And my pelvis ruptured. And you still don’t call Ps: Maybe you would do better if you let him give you a necklace.
Re: Me against Me by TruthlessHero	22-Jun-04/5:34 AM
A handy sized guff - ideal for parties, christenings, and embalmings. A truly prawne infested jodphur of violent accomplishment.
Re: Emma by j_beckfield	22-Jun-04/5:41 AM
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Re: Drunk and Fucked Up by wilco	22-Jun-04/5:42 AM
Fucktard.
Re: saltonstall by mick1776	22-Jun-04/5:48 AM
This poem stinks worse than a prawne covered in brine grease and stewed in the bowels of an elderly woman only to be dislodged by a roaring trump which shredded the old ladies ringpiece! What sir do you think of that?
Re: Drunk and Fucked Up by wilco	22-Jun-04/5:50 AM
You are a heavily soiled crapnappy.
Re: I care 4 you by jessicasgurl	23-Jun-04/7:19 AM
Well done for breaking every cardinal rule which is held sacred on poemranker.
Re: love and hate by jessicasgurl	24-Jun-04/3:25 AM
Do they have schools in your country?
regarding some deleted poem...	28-Jun-04/1:14 AM
Your poems seem to have become more and more of a justification for why it will be okay for you to lose your hyman with your new boyfriend.
Re: Death, last resort of protection by TheVoiceless	28-Jun-04/6:15 AM
The most terrible congealed piece of phlegm ever to have been laid down under the guise of "poetry".
regarding some deleted poem...	28-Jun-04/6:16 AM
In the words of the late, great Rockmage (QV) "Could be cute but isn't"
Re: Every Second, Waking Eternity by TheVoiceless	28-Jun-04/6:18 AM
A bubbling mess of green left by a 3 year old on the carpet of a close relative.
Re: Just One More Time by KatieKaBoom	28-Jun-04/6:21 AM
I should smite your face with a mighty cudgel for such a terrible poem. However as you remind me of the Katie to whose memory I still cling, like a pair of pants to an old man's crotch, I award you a fairly indifferent -7-
regarding some deleted poem...	28-Jun-04/7:52 AM
Distinctly average
Re: Oldfinger by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Jun-04/5:44 AM
You used to be really shit.
Re: The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Jun-04/5:45 AM
You were still writing absolute shite.
Re: Ethnic Smells by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Jun-04/5:46 AM
Your first decent poeme.
Re: Lady Bradbury’s Excursion by Dovina	2-Jul-04/3:33 AM
Absolutely splendid.
Re: Helo everybody is limerck time!! by DR Limerick	2-Jul-04/6:14 AM
You are a prize clot.