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Ethnic Smells (Ode) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. What kind of smells...
are Ethnic smells?
Good smells? Bad smells!
Smells in between!
Dirty smells! Sweaty smells!
Smells most unclean!
Old smells! New smells!
Smells that sour your smile!
Strange smells! Odd smells!
Odours base and vile!
Brown smells! Frown smells!
Foul, farty ones!
Sinful smells! Naughty smells!
Like you've got the runs!
Carpet smells! Kitchen smells!
Smells that make you sick!
Asian smells! Other smells!
I wish that I was Ethnic!
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Posted: June 10, 2002 4:23 PM PDT; Last modified: June 18, 2002 4:58 PM PDTWeighted score: 4.5004554 Overall Rank: 12802 Comments:
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12-Jun-02/7:49 PM
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this poem chilled me to the bone, what is an ethnic smell? what is ethnic; a member of a minority group who retains the customs, language, or social views of the group. So tell me what do you think the smell is now, prehaps you were pretaining to African Americans, Native americans, Asian Americans, Latin American, and the list gose on. I will be contacting the F.B.I.
Your reply chilled me to the bum. I suppose you think you're standing up for ethnic minorities by giving a token 'concerned' reply, do you? Well, I've got news for you: I'm contacting the F.B.I. And you may lay to that.
I'll drink to that.
sounds like a childrens book, I like it.
The polacks, kikes, carpet sellers, shovelheads, bohunks, porch monkeys, mics, pakies, ricans, wetbacks, frostbacks, wops, wogs, frogs, ruskies, zipperheads and krauts smell fine to me. It's the women I don't like.
for some reason this poem reminded me of dr.suess book ' the foot book' you did a good job anyway.
contact the f.b.i for what? that is utterly childish i swear
Hmmmmm! This smells of....not the F.B.I., but of why?
Sooo.. i missed you do you have a sac to talk. cheer me up you mad minstrel. i'm on a substance abuse diet and looking for a luscious verbal flailing. hurt me. please. hugs7 kisses "the son of osiris"o
Seus is always a favorite.
I don't know why I keep reading your pointless poems. Yet I believe that there is still hope to be lingered upon.
you smell, and that is all we can tell
Is this a cryptic message to your forsakenbro? I aspire to breathe and secrete garlic through my very pores with the best of the extra garlic hummus eaters of this earth.
Your first decent poeme.
Talking of ethnic smells, look what I found in Singapore!
http://tinyurl.com/273w3 http://tinyurl.com/yrbnh
Your dedication to guffranker.com is admirable - most people touring the far east would be emptying themselves into the local nightlife. However as you are probably still encased in a pair of deep vein thrombosis tights following the 12 hr flight I beleive you have been most wise not to feast on the local victuals.
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