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5-Jul-04/1:59 AM |
Glee
Agree
to my plea,
to let me,
empty,
me,
into thee.
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| Re: Worst Sex Ever by Brittanyy |
5-Jul-04/2:01 AM |
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5-Jul-04/3:30 AM |
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| Re: blobby sums +-*/ by MR Blobby |
5-Jul-04/3:35 AM |
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7-Jul-04/8:16 AM |
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| Re: A Child Once More by Quarton |
9-Jul-04/1:21 AM |
Childhood was the most painful time of my life.
It was only later that I learned that pain was caused the huge growth of my vast penis causing a massive strain on my pelvic floor. It was not until I was diagnosed as having the largest cock in the whole world that I was able to apply for a grant from local government to have a brace made for my legs and back to support the colossal weight of my huge throbbing member. So I will thank you not to write about childhood without reference to children who are afflicted with such terrible afflictions.
And what about the islamists, eh?
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9-Jul-04/3:52 AM |
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Mr Cheese your reinvention is most transparent. Whilst I am glad you have deleted your back catalogue of immesurable guff I am concerned that you may choose to use your new alias as a means to artifically inseminate this glorious website with flecks of mouldy pre-ejaculent.
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| Re: The Spaz by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
13-Jul-04/2:54 AM |
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Splendid. This is the best poeme about Spags ever.
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13-Jul-04/5:49 AM |
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I hope you all like it - it took me three and half weeks to choose the word and a further three and half weeks to judge the positioning. Having invested so much into this poem I have been left as deflated as a Sudanese breast so any words of praise or polite criticism would really help to reinflate my sagging, droopy mamms.
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| Re: Dawn Jig by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
15-Jul-04/6:18 AM |
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This is haunting enough to send a shiver down Christopher Reeves spine. 1--1
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| Re: Lincolnshire by longships |
15-Jul-04/7:25 AM |
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Lincolnshire looks like a poo splattered tramp after a night on the gas which has been ironed as flat as crystal's chest.
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19-Jul-04/3:39 AM |
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I prefer Mr Blobby. And I think he is a cunt.
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| Re: Four and a half paragraphs of silence by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
20-Jul-04/1:41 AM |
This is very close to my poem "projective verse". However you have made it your own by excluding the word quim.
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| Re: Do Not Pay Taxes To Feed Those Layabout Scum by ruella |
20-Jul-04/1:43 AM |
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A fine sentiment expressed in the most honest fashion. I think it may be improved by changing "or do street drugs" to "or get wacked out on spaz biscuits".
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20-Jul-04/1:51 AM |
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An overfull lavatory awaiting a flush.
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21-Jul-04/12:55 AM |
That is filthy Crystal - there isn't a single word listed which doesn't carry some overt sexual message.
My favourite words are wetter and choke and curd.
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22-Jul-04/6:37 AM |
"The towel we layed (SIC)on was satirical."
Alternatively you could throw the whole lot in the bin and start again?
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22-Jul-04/8:10 AM |
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"concrete lawn of man" is such a strong metaphor.
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| Re: The American Soldier by x0lovelylarnx0 |
23-Jul-04/1:34 AM |
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Mmmmm, two anonymous 10's from your IP address, well here is a very real 10 from me! with great work like this you don't need to cheat on the scoring ;¬) this is really mature :>/ and although some of the lines resemble the signatures on the toilet bowl of an indian restaurant:ï¡* this really does offer a very real insight into the workings of the modern world. Bravo. :¬}
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28-Jul-04/4:20 AM |
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A leaking johnny stuck to the underside of a hobo's hat. Much improved from past efforts!
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