Re: Untitled. by SupremeDreamer	28-Jul-04/6:30 AM
For such a wonderful grouping of words I award you the poemranker "hamper brimming with turds". In recognition of the number of ... used in those poem I award you the poemranker "used hanky of overstatement".
regarding some deleted poem...	5-Aug-04/1:42 AM
The poem is brimming with the cadence of a well raped leg.
regarding some deleted poem...	5-Aug-04/1:49 AM
A shitter poem I could not find, If I searched VioletSuede's Behind! A poem as gay as the shirt I lift, As redundant and vacuous as Crystal Lane Swift! A poem as loose as my ringpiece's slack, A guff befitting Dan-Garcia-Black! A heartfelt mess of unremitting shit, As obviously gay as INTRANSIT. OMGLOLTTM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1011010101010!!!!
Re: Sugared Giraffes by Venus	5-Aug-04/1:53 AM
"curiously evocative" Mmmm - evokes a feeling of consternation and unsettled bow'ls in me.
regarding some deleted poem...	9-Aug-04/2:30 AM
It is of genuine concern to me that you have watched Blackadder and yet you have not at any time demonstrated an understanding of irony, sarcasm or wit. Indeed, as I sit here resplendent on my swivel chair in my splendid office watching my workers toil to squeeze out more money for my already amply full coffers, I am wiping away a tear as I consider the plain, confused look on your face as you consider why Baldrick’s cunning plans are called cunning as they always fail. -10-
Re: Penumbra by klosterfobik	23-Aug-04/1:32 AM
Why, oh why does poemranker occasionally throw up misanthropes with such stultifying perspicacity as to render the whole website as redundant as a mid-month jam rag?
Re: Faith by Dovina	23-Aug-04/4:06 AM
Fuck the Irish and skidding clouds. Everytime I read your words I want to dry-hump your leg until I wear my ridge off.
regarding some deleted poem...	23-Aug-04/4:12 AM
Crystal are you experimenting with cock again? You know it will lead to more fractures in your pelvis and your ribs haven't even fused from the last time you tried to rub off with you heavily banadaged and split fingers over horus' picture. You don't want to have to go back in the brace do you? All beacuse you couldn't resist a small leaking tramp's gutter pipe.
Re: Bagpain by daggatolar	23-Aug-04/5:52 AM
You have ripped this off the errant rantings of a tramp on a soapbox at Hyde Park Corner. He had one more listner than the vote I have just awarded you.
Re: Dads are suppose to stay by Brandy_n_Cali	23-Aug-04/7:08 AM
Are you really 22 yrs old? Lord Jesu's benevolent ball sack!
Re: Winters Death by Brandy_n_Cali	23-Aug-04/7:13 AM
I like the way you have indented "Spirits". So queer, but yet so gay. Do you have a big pair of bristols or a tiny pair of thr'p'nnies?
Re: Tonight At The Dead Man's Ball by dougsoderstrom	24-Aug-04/2:54 AM
Dear Doug, Why'd you delete my comment? That sort of runs counter to the thrust of your liberal minded theology does it not? I don't go around in a huff deleting others comments because I do not agree with them; that would make me a facist censor who would quite happily pogromise the entire site of people who disagree with my opinons. Take my constructive criticism as it is intended Doug othrwise you run the risk of becoming an insufferable Nazi. And zodiac is a jew so you don't want to offend him do you? Take my comment as it is intended Doug. Worried, SW11.
Re: Tonight At The Dead Man's Ball by dougsoderstrom	24-Aug-04/6:17 AM
Dear Doug, Please disregard the fatuous remarks above, they are a weak attempt to curry favour with you. We all know the only way to curry favour is to get an ethnic to do it. Your bestest friend in whole world, Stephen Throbbington Robins
regarding some deleted poem...	24-Aug-04/6:22 AM
11 anonymous votes of which 10 are 10's. Did you have to ask complete strangers to use their computers? or did you just go the whole way around California looking for internet cafes. Anyway here is a real vote from the heart.
Re: Through Your Frown by Blindpoetry	26-Aug-04/5:10 AM
No one cares about your poetry, my comment is the first on any of your work for 6 weeks. Do you get the impression that the we are all getting a little tired of your preconscious, childish ramblings?
Re: Lunacy by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	26-Aug-04/5:36 AM
You still have the most disgusting upper legs I've ever seen straddled by a lapdancer.
regarding some deleted poem...	20-Sep-04/2:37 AM
There once was a dog named Dovina, Whom tried to lick herself cleaner, Whilst her bum she did rim, She chanced on her quim, Which tasted of stale Oringina.
Re: Hoopla by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	20-Sep-04/2:38 AM
Shuper
Re: AIDS in a Doug by horus8	20-Sep-04/2:43 AM
There once was some AIDS in a Jug, Which had held a bottle of Krug, It transpired the drink, Was poured down the sink, To be replaced by the semen of your friend, Doug.
Re: Jarooomeee by klosterfobik	20-Sep-04/2:53 AM
You are a colossal pair of Michael Winner's unwashed pants.