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Jarooomeee (Ode) by klosterfobik
You're such a talent - so blessed. Putting other wannabes to rest. Like a big-bull writer- Like a sad,used-up fighter, You'll find in time, your skills are not so good- can't find the words,like you think you should.
Up the ladder: Aspic
Down the ladder: Songs of the hedge bird
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 6.462117
Overall Rank: 718
Posted: September 19, 2004 5:30 PM PDT; Last modified: September 19, 2004 5:30 PM PDT
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[1] Tintagiles @ 142.166.239.10 | 19-Sep-04/6:09 PM | Reply
This is without a doubt the most blatant case of idiotic self-voting I have yet seen. As a poem, this fails for a simple reason: if you start off with a rhyming quatrain, you should not round it off with three unrhyming verses even more lacking in rhythmic distinction than the first four.
[n/a] klosterfobik @ 172.156.118.21 > Tintagiles | 20-Sep-04/5:59 PM | Reply
First of all genius,I was'nt trying to self vote!
I was trying to show Jerry Me what he does daily.
He votes on his own shit,then proceeds to lambaste others!
And if you read once more,the last two lines happen to rhyme!
This really is'nt meant to be serious poetry you freakin' moron!
[n/a] klosterfobik @ 172.156.118.21 > klosterfobik | 20-Sep-04/6:08 PM | Reply
It's just an ode to Jaro Hold Me in your Hand Job Please.
[n/a] zodiac @ 212.118.14.17 > klosterfobik | 24-Sep-04/5:39 AM | Reply
I've just checked the last 300 posts by horus8, aka Jeremi Handrinos, aka Baba Yaga, aka et cetera et cetera, and found your accusations to be true. If you're ready I'm willing to back you up in approaching nentwined about this serious misuse of poemranker resources. Please send a draft protest letter to my email address, which is posted on my personal homepage, here:

http://www.aineotheos.org/

Thanks for your courage and dedication to the ideal of poemranker,

Your friend in Christ,
zodiac
The-Krack, Islamicka
[n/a] klosterfobik @ 172.138.126.245 > zodiac | 25-Sep-04/3:53 PM | Reply
You're a fuck wad too.
[10] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 20-Sep-04/2:53 AM | Reply
You are a colossal pair of Michael Winner's unwashed pants.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 81.178.111.132 > Stephen Robins | 20-Sep-04/10:12 AM | Reply
Michael Winner is quite popular at the moment isn't he?
With those hysterical adverts that everyone so hilariously repeats at every opportunity. Mention of him brings a smile to my face and a tear to mine eye. The thought of him wearing colossal undergarments, which are not only klosterfobik but also slightly shitty, saddens me.

P.S
Well done on your marvellous performance, despite all the odds, in the T53 class!!!
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