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pie man (Limerick) by DR Limerick
There once was a man called Simon Who was sick of people rhyming his name with pieman so he went out to buy a gun to shoot any one who tried to rhyme Simon with pieman.

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.1666667
Weighted score: 4.2379994
Overall Rank: 13196
Posted: May 31, 2004 12:40 PM PDT; Last modified: May 31, 2004 12:40 PM PDT
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Comments:
[1] edpeterson @ 68.20.9.182 | 31-May-04/7:42 PM | Reply
i can only assume you are shooting to make the 20 worst board with this one, so -1-
[n/a] DR Limerick @ 213.48.74.97 > edpeterson | 1-Jun-04/2:06 PM | Reply
Thank you for your 1 a Zero would have been better!
[2] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 1-Jun-04/6:51 AM | Reply
There once was a chap called Simon,
Who pranced around like Bill Wyman,
But Bill he was not,
The closest he got,
Was splitting Mandy Smith's Hyman.
[n/a] DR Limerick @ 62.31.24.160 | 4-Jun-04/12:43 PM | Reply
yes this is good limerick
if any one else would like to post me a limerick
feel free philrob01@hotmail.com ok!
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.83.12 | 20-May-06/5:01 PM | Reply
Abysmal.
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