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pie man (Limerick) by DR Limerick

There once was a man called Simon Who was sick of people rhyming his name with pieman so he went out to buy a gun to shoot any one who tried to rhyme Simon with pieman.

Stephen Robins 1-Jun-04/6:51 AM
There once was a chap called Simon,
Who pranced around like Bill Wyman,
But Bill he was not,
The closest he got,
Was splitting Mandy Smith's Hyman.




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