| Re: wanker by w~* ATHENA *~w |
31-Jan-03/2:38 PM |
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My father was an Incubus.
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| Re: a comment on The darkest woods ever by Shardik |
31-Jan-03/1:52 PM |
I would, but unfortunately i never went to school, and when i was there... English was definitely my worst subject. So, that said... let's blame the inorganic being i wrestled with in the new mexican desert on 20 buttons of peyote, and my relentless interest behind who really pushes the smoke button in the city of Oz. Shall we? Great... here's how i break free. enjoy your Sexton.
http://gangbox.com/mp3/dear%20mrs%20sexton.mp3
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| Re: a comment on Jesus rides the comet by Shardik |
31-Jan-03/12:36 PM |
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| Re: a comment on Jesus rides the comet by Shardik |
31-Jan-03/12:32 PM |
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| Re: All I Feel by brokenwing |
30-Jan-03/8:12 PM |
"invadesmy". problem here.
"gently dance upon you skin." 'your' was probably what you were shooting for. Why three foot? try closing that gap to inches.
Bad knews though...read Eros and Phsyche.
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| Re: Small Town Tavern by NinjaPoet |
30-Jan-03/6:20 PM |
That would be funny. Let's invent labels for illegal drugs. Obviously we'll target the dealer's market in bulk quantity's..
our sale pitch will be <stick a note dope, why leave yourself a note that's already there> yes YES! I CAN SEE IT ALL
NOW! different colors, textures, scratch and sniff ahhhhhhhhshah big type, little type, lsd friendly labels...anti
paraNOIAAA LABELS SWEET JESUS MAKE THE VOICES GO AWAY!!!!!!!! we could make labels that beep with a
remote device like an avalanche victim or car alarm..you could entertain your friends with it like "hey watch this
guys...lets see where i hid my dope last night"...and you would press the button and a voice would emit from the box
of kleenex and say addict addict over over and everyone would laugh..you could make it chirp..or bart simpsons
voice..it could tell jokes we COULD MAKE LABELS THAT SELL THE DRUGS FOR YOU, WHILE
CONTRADICTING THEMSELVES WITH SURGEON GENERAL WARNINGS AND LEGAL stipulations..shit we
could just fucking make the labels out of drugs then just label the people when they reach the age of twelve...cvhirp
smirp bur burp bur tickity dert sery top in frucker <sorry we interupt our show to bring you an enlightening yet
pointless fool proof ad [buy nikes..or else they'll by you] {tv implodes everyone claps, angels queef in siccinct
orchestral melodies...yet i once again turn and depart unfuckingsatisfied} thanks god, for a nation of finks where
nobody has any privacy or can mind there own fucking business...and the words to describe to my three year old son
what a gun is. aint that kool. pause for effect. whatever./i told him only if they're green and see through i guess i still
have a week until they invent that..shit bachus already did..also this comment is brought to you by 'depends' the only
way to hide an embarassing moment why? well that depends. d
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| Re: For Brianna by MaliqaTara |
30-Jan-03/5:48 PM |
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Fix the question mark situation, and don't start your sentences off with but, and or of. Unless you are damn good.
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| Re: a comment on Love spank by Shardik |
30-Jan-03/3:55 PM |
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Noooooooooo!Who told you i was a bootom? i'll sue the bastards for defamation of character. Any way no one can say for sure if that's my face. it's a bit too contorted to tell. lol.
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| Re: a comment on The Sunset Blvd. Cabbage limericks by Shardik |
30-Jan-03/12:10 PM |
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| Re: a comment on Love spank by Shardik |
30-Jan-03/11:07 AM |
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| Re: alms by famenglory |
24-Jan-03/6:24 PM |
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I'm not even going to go into how i visualised this finely crafted poeme.
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| Re: Forgotten by famenglory |
24-Jan-03/6:22 PM |
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This must be the part where you earn fame and glory in the name of your stance against it (?) brilliant and the rhyme scheme..very og...that's the first thing that should change in te re-education of this country...and that's choosing teams in school..what a terrible thing to do to a child's mind..tsk.
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| Re: the play by famenglory |
24-Jan-03/6:17 PM |
Your turn...IN THE NAME OF GOD..I REBUKE YOU, CAST YOU PUT EVIL DEMON!
by the way..what play was it?
ummmm this poem made me feel very alive and wholesome.
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| Re: Why my cock attracts idiots by horus8 |
24-Jan-03/4:47 PM |
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Ding dong the witch is dead.
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| Re: My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus |
24-Jan-03/4:44 PM |
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This is totally unacceptable and also, shit.
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| Re: O Man Away From Me by Limness |
23-Jan-03/5:23 PM |
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| Re: Bathroom Sink by Trashnazi |
23-Jan-03/3:19 PM |
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This reminds my of a time when i was cleaning out the park's toilet.
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| Re: 9/11 tribute by Caducus |
23-Jan-03/2:51 PM |
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You are a funny, funny guy. Has anyone ever told you that?
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| Re: a comment on The darkest woods ever by Shardik |
23-Jan-03/2:36 PM |
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Thank you. Some times my brain gets fuzzy hunting snarks.
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| Re: Jesus was the Antichrist by TheDevil |
23-Jan-03/11:52 AM |
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