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Love spank

Member since 2003 · Posted 30 Jan 2003 · 13 comments

I want you to know that know matter what happens. Love is forever. So... with that now said put your uniform back on. I need a spanking.

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13 comments

[n/a] Ranger 30-Jan-03/10:44 AM Reply
Love it!
[n/a] Shardik › Ranger 30-Jan-03/11:07 AM Reply
T'anks!
[n/a] Ranger › Shardik 30-Jan-03/11:17 AM Reply
No problemo, mon amigo!
[10] razorgrin 30-Jan-03/12:56 PM Reply
Absolutely Splendid! You're awfully pushy for a bottom, though. you know what impertinence means....To the rack! you can take this 10 with you, though.
[n/a] Shardik › razorgrin 30-Jan-03/3:55 PM Reply
Noooooooooo!Who told you i was a bootom? i'll sue the bastards for defamation of character. Any way no one can say for sure if that's my face. it's a bit too contorted to tell. lol.
[10] razorgrin › Shardik 31-Jan-03/9:32 AM Reply
"You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass" -Mayor quimby, the simpsons
[n/a] <~> 31-Jan-03/8:34 AM Reply
only if you'll buy me one of those 'silk' roses, with a 'teardrop' on them the next time you stop for diesel. sweetheart.

now, did you want the maid, or the nurse?
[n/a] Ranger › <~> 31-Jan-03/12:38 PM Reply
WHAT!!! You mean you don't do the office worker? Or the 'teacher'? Shame on you, shame on you...
[8] Teen14 31-Jan-03/3:33 PM Reply
FDL!!! I love it!
[1] poetandknowit 2-Feb-03/9:51 PM Reply
Provocative! Sexy! Intrepid!
[4] Robert K Foster 7-Mar-03/10:13 AM Reply
know? you mean "no", i am certain.
[n/a] Shardik › Robert K Foster 7-Mar-03/11:41 AM Reply
Yes, but I found that out after getting a couple of high hits Mr. Foster, and was like "Who cares ? (having momentarilly forgotten your insistant scholastic hang ups and scoutings ahead)." It adds a LAYER of normal human error that I rather enjoy sir, called the perfection in being imperfectly aware, always. A permenant mushroom trip. An inbetween world, between the genders, the words, the cities, the atmospere and space. the water on the shore. the constant change from right and wrong to night and day. With a shell at my ear I heard birth dying to live again. Somewhere else.
[0] lost in america 7-Mar-03/11:44 AM Reply
funny and completely worthless at the same time.