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The Sunset Blvd. Cabbage limericks (Limerick) by Shardik
We brought Pa's ashes home in a box Stopping to get some coffee and lox I met a star fucker Named Chewie the clucker Slurping soy lattes with Courtney Cox I bet you're thinking, what about Pa? and all of those miserable nights watching Hee Haw Son, you shain't ever fear As you back hand a tear I wonder if this place has coleslaw?

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.2
Weighted score: 5.1761594
Overall Rank: 4956
Posted: January 30, 2003 11:05 AM PST; Last modified: January 30, 2003 11:05 AM PST
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[7] Ranger @ 213.120.56.45 | 30-Jan-03/11:11 AM | Reply
Kerrrazzeeeee...eee...ee..e

Hey, if you want to see weird poetry, mine's weird. Also Doyetevsky, whatever his name is does strange stuff.
[7] Ranger @ 213.120.56.45 > Ranger | 30-Jan-03/11:12 AM | Reply
I meant Dostoyevsky.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > Ranger | 30-Jan-03/12:10 PM | Reply
I gathered that.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.16 | 30-Jan-03/12:54 PM | Reply
Mmm..soy lattes.
[10] Teen14 @ 209.74.16.57 | 31-Jan-03/4:21 PM | Reply
I love limmericks hehe.
[6] suckmychucks @ 64.41.22.175 | 10-Apr-03/12:01 PM | Reply
doesnt make any sense..hee haw. yes, hee haw indeed.
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