Re: Slow motion by INTRANSIT	6-Feb-03/7:55 PM
I'll think on this while i'm drinking a fruity beverage on the beatche nexte...
Re: NASA Fireworks by TheDevil	6-Feb-03/7:54 PM
Airballe.
Re: Summer by MaliqaTara	6-Feb-03/7:53 PM
The Night Rider...
Re: a comment on An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne by Jeremi B. Handrinos	4-Feb-03/5:28 PM
That was the point.
Re: One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined	4-Feb-03/3:05 PM
idea... make the poemranker pointer selection hand a middle finger, but only for those with poemwanker awards and me and da.
Re: Bad Mood by thepinkbunnyofdoom	4-Feb-03/3:00 PM
a lonely man with what appears to be nacho cheese hanging from his beard and yamuca? is kind of clapping from the second tier upper left... can you see him. he liked it... he thinks you have talent... his name is chip, he went to art school too. i think he fancies you? he's consistantly the only one that comes to your shows... save me of course, but that's just how i show you my inner feelings and sole. hug me. 10! GOLDEN Q -TIP AWARDE INRETROSPECTIVE IRRELEVENCE AND FUNGUS CONTROL... ON THIS FINE DAY IN CHIRTLE DIRP WURP WURP..<brought to you by 'stridox' howe to make ox shit work for your face and 'Lemming' what the fuck? why not jump?>
Re: One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined	4-Feb-03/2:51 PM
Why sir, do you make me need a shower. bye. now i must vaccuum. everything. again. AGAIN! you know what i've fond? the process of compulsive cleaning helps my sole cope with time and kale and being a secret agent. It's wholesome good clean fun. whoops gotta to go... the dryer just chirped.
Re: I Am a Snob, or, 'A Definition' by JakeBike	4-Feb-03/2:48 PM
I'll will have you refer to my pinata as the lonedisco29andahalf. Thankthee... to correct thyself lest we be forced to empty scabbarde and DANCE THE GAYE BLADE! urp.
Re: NASA Fireworks by TheDevil	4-Feb-03/2:45 PM
Is a radioactive smurf forced underwater a snork?
Re: An Ode to the professor, but not Marianne by Jeremi B. Handrinos	4-Feb-03/2:44 PM
Chuckey cheese, where a kid can be a kid.
Re: Over beast by Crakyamuni	3-Feb-03/1:56 PM
It might take your whole life to learn how to spell silicone, idiot.
Re: Small Town Tavern by NinjaPoet	30-Jan-03/2:08 AM
This is something other than other it's otherthan. What most impresess me about this is the authors need to be something other than someone who writes others, but well. well? well enough to fippantly describe something that's going on in droves currently it's called the i'm a piss poor drunk with a big peeper and an inclination to things other than normal otherthans. bukowsky wrote better than this while not even writing, but talking someone else to do it for him while he lied gurgling drunk in a crevass...called 2.00$ pussy with a side of raman and kcrw. In fact it should be illegal to mention acdc, metallica, and bukowsky..in a poem that is clearl about the advantages and disadvanteges of eyeball fucking.a
Re: a comment on Love by NinjaPoet	30-Jan-03/1:56 AM
We rounded the bend exhausted and starving. Charlie spoke up to the group, "Well what have we here? It appears to be a quaint and geographicaly well placed miracl town...named after a sturgeons retarded cousin". We all paused to take his great words in. Then Billy Freshinstinker chirped out an anthem, and asked if perhaps we could buy him some biscuits and gravey. That's when horus parachutes in with disturbing yet clarifing advice..Notice gentleman our quaint little town here is in fact a mirage brought on by extreme exposure hallucinations coupled by freezing temperatures. you are all doomed in this quaint waivering ghost town. doomed to give tumbleweeds nicknames like Mr. slow role, and the fence climber.
Re: a comment on Love by NinjaPoet	30-Jan-03/1:47 AM
Definition...Skunk#2 humboldt county. sorry. hey "peekers" (my knew and inproved nickname for p&k aka 'the great guroien). I think what this poet was attempting to do was be 'creative' to the best and quickest nature of their nature? which in plain english means 'bad wedding present china'. fools, the lot of you. you even..taking the time to put in "" for your comment have assisted it 'the word' in its innate drive to 'be'. By validating it God, does the dishes. catch my spackle there short pants? magnum pi lip tracer...you..YOU MY FRIEND ARE MAD WITH ABOVE AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE AND..... CHARM...too.
Re: a comment on a poet in the city by Bill Z Bub	30-Jan-03/1:37 AM
Question...Cunt bandaid? answer...that tampon stuck to the 'small' of your back (i can sense that you have some blockage there). DON'T REMOVE IT THOUGH! it's dangerous a bit 'leechy'...you'll have to burn it off with the power of W-ASS-P poetry. therefore, point your mouth at it (rotate your head 180 degrees first) than speak. any utterance, preferably a sonic chirp (that's where you go off formalizing the dot to dots between senti-mental poets, pimples, street poets etc. I feel very confident that the drift from your mouth will free you from this parasite that's reverse nipple tweaking you currently...gamble on your sonic chirp. consentrate. ohh guess what i had for dinner tonight? that's right. bitch. The big BM with a tossed cock salad. scrumptious really
Re: Cant sleep, clown will eat me.(A poem about clowns) by lunar	30-Jan-03/1:24 AM
Zest is a soap that leaves very little film, like this poem.
Re: the secret life of eyebrows by Bill Z Bub	30-Jan-03/1:20 AM
how could i not ten this?
Re: a poet in the city by Bill Z Bub	30-Jan-03/1:18 AM
What am i chopped liver? i've read this before though, correct..this edit's clean. nice onee
Re: Beauty, sleeping by Ranger	30-Jan-03/1:14 AM
Brave.
Re: Longing by galiana	28-Jan-03/12:44 AM
than like a weird flaming alien finds me having gay midget sex in vegas with a theoretical math problem turned flesh, and the waitress says, "care for an olive you greek freak," and i'm like beatch WHATEVER! BA NAH NAH DA NA DA NA NA BA NAH NAH DA NA DA NA NA CUZ I LIVE IN THE DIVEDED STATE OF NOSTALGIA THE DIVEDED STATE ODERFUSCIA WHATEVER...all i can say is in five hours i will be snowboarding down a gorgeous alpine mountain carving it up...WHATEVER HA! urp... ?