| Re: What Does it Mean to be Human by Sterling5583 |
13-Jun-02/9:05 AM |
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Being human means that you have the gift of shame. Humans must wear clothes, while sinful animals wander around in the nude. We also have the gift of speech, for it is blasphemous for animals to talk. Humans may dine on animals and treat them as lesser beings for animals have no morals. That is why vegetarians are foolish.
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| Re: wizard master by beakism |
12-Jun-02/8:00 PM |
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There once was a poet called 'Beakism'/Who was strong once but then became weakism/For writing 'bout Elves/Filled all of his shelves/Which fell o'er, and injured his cheekism.
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| Re: Ethnic Smells by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
12-Jun-02/7:51 PM |
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Your reply chilled me to the bum. I suppose you think you're standing up for ethnic minorities by giving a token 'concerned' reply, do you? Well, I've got news for you: I'm contacting the F.B.I. And you may lay to that.
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| Re: Angelic Triumvirate by Sterling5583 |
12-Jun-02/2:23 AM |
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Those angels were surely sent to torment us all! O' beloved Jesu! I beg of you! Remove the pen from this tyrant's sinful grasp!
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| Re: Lowest Common Currency by unknown |
12-Jun-02/1:44 AM |
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This poeme raises many issues.
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| Re: Concrete by beakism |
10-Jun-02/10:44 AM |
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| Re: The Haiku by beakism |
8-Jun-02/4:29 PM |
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I wot you were too lazy to write more as well!
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| Re: wizard master by beakism |
7-Jun-02/3:08 PM |
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Curse you, Quaerion! Will you not meld out of the shadows and face my Orcs with honour? For shame! If only I had 17 more dexterity points.
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| Re: Whispers of the Night by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
7-Jun-02/2:58 PM |
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Yes it is rather mysterious, isn't it? Indeede, Eggdar Allen Poe was heavily influenced by my work.
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| Re: poetry by nrevatehtni |
5-Jun-02/9:56 AM |
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Yeah well, inthetavern, I suppose you think you're pretty damn smooth for having a name that's spelt backwards. Oh and by the way: at least I don't smell.
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| Re: The Advice by T. Becquerel |
4-Jun-02/4:36 PM |
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| Re: poetry by nrevatehtni |
4-Jun-02/4:36 PM |
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This defines "fuck off, you're shit at poetry".
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| Re: Icon by timfowler |
4-Jun-02/3:31 PM |
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Keep telling yourself that, my child.
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| Re: Nyctophobia by crims0ngh0st |
2-Jun-02/3:04 PM |
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I fear that you have become some sort of gothic, nocturnal rodent.
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| Re: Icon by timfowler |
2-Jun-02/12:29 PM |
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This poeme reminds me of very olde poemes that were written many years ago. Do you like writing olde poetry?
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| Re: fuck you by gsosville |
31-May-02/8:52 PM |
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I don't like this poeme. I think it's mean.
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| Re: The Plum by ruella |
30-May-02/12:43 PM |
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Mine would too... but only if I ate alphabet soup.
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| Re: -=Dark_Angel=- by waltfreakinwhitman |
30-May-02/12:37 PM |
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Yes. I did inhale deeply when the brown pickle was placed before me. And what of it? You would have done the same in my position! Oh jesu what have I done...
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| Re: Dancing with the Dandelions by Piano |
29-May-02/3:07 AM |
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Actually I did not submit a vote for your poeme. The '1' you got must have been provided by someone else. Get your facts straight before you ruthlessly accuse innocent Americans of giving your wonderful poemes naughty marks.
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| Re: Dancing with the Dandelions by Piano |
28-May-02/12:43 PM |
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The only dance you shall be dancing is the hideous dance of shame. Now put on your cloggs and begin.
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