Re: What is Gold by mojoro23	22-Aug-02/10:11 AM
Have you heard the Splendour of Gold argument for the existence of God, my childe?
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/10:09 AM
god'swife, I don't think you quite see the point I am making. The point is this (correct me if I get any of it wrong): there is a property called "gender" which most humans have. This property commonly has the value 'male' or 'female'. This property is, I believe, a composite property, consisting of among other things, hormone levels, type of reproductive organs, etc. Now clearly this property is not one than can be had by sex organs. There is another property which also commonly takes the values 'male' and 'female', and this property applies to sex organs. But clearly the properties are not the same. That is all I am saying. I am not saying anything like "there aren't male and female sex organs". Do you see?
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/7:57 AM
Razorgrin, was your comment just a weird coincidence, or did you, too, see a TV programme about women changing into men and taking hormones so that their clitorises grew into monstrous quasi-penises? One of them said, in a horrible androgynous voice, "It's not quite a clit, it's not quite a dick. I call it my clitdick."
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/5:18 AM
And no, the sex organs are not male or female in the same sense that humans are male or female. Otherwise sex organs would have sex organs. Can you imagine the horror?
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	22-Aug-02/5:17 AM
The use of the word "pussy" to describe (etc...) it may be absurd, but it fills a gap in the language that no other word easily fills. Being a pussy is not the same as being effeminate or cowardly. Calling someone a dick is equally "valid". About the 'men rant and rave but don't like it when women do it' bit. Where did you get that idea from? Some of the most amusing 'rants' on this site are from 'razorgrin', berating someone's adolescent folly. More to the point, one correct response to a rant is a rant, so I'm not sure why you thought I (or whoever) was 'upset' by responding to your rant with a rant.
Re: The Only Solution by Angelofpain25	21-Aug-02/3:53 PM
But, "in all seriousness", any person has the right to kill themselves whenever they fucking want. There may be reasons why they "shouldn't" (like other obligations), but ceteris paribus there's no justification for forbidding killing yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to force people into your horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible religion, "jade".
Re: The Only Solution by Angelofpain25	21-Aug-02/3:39 PM
There is no hell. There is no hell. There is no hell. There is no hell. There is no hell. Kill yourself. It's the only solution. The only problem is, you're too weak. You weak, worthless nobody. Only kidding! have a great time on poemeranker!!
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/3:36 PM
Shin-Bojangles: It doesn't matter whether elves are, "in fact", the most dangerous things on the face of the earth. Males with pointy ears who gallop around on horses and sing about Elbereth are pussies in my book. Think about it; if any human males did it in the actual world then they would undoubtedly be pussies (other things being equal). The world Ultimate Fighting champion would be a pussy if he wore a velvet dress on weekends and sang along to Cyndi Lauper in a karaoke bar. My point is that being a pussy can shine through even in the face of fighting ability. And I'm really, really, really, really sorry if someone objects to my use of the term "pussies", but it's a perfectly standard use of the word, and unless you can think of a better way to convey the idea then stop bitching. But aside from the fact that they're pussies, I don't think I'd be thinking anything about their elegantness or fierceness. The "contrast" of "elegant" and "fierce" is possibly one of the least interesting things ever. What is people's obsession with trite "constrasts"? I swear sometimes I think I'm going to explode. Powerful yet gentle. Innocent yet wicked. Elegant yet fierce. It's not that amazing. It's a common occurrence for something to have apparently-contrasting properties, especially in wish-fulfilment fiction (not that I'm saying LOTR is wish-fulfilment fiction. Just that a lot of people treat it that way). Why this is seen as so 'special' or 'magical' or 'beautiful' or 'wonderful' (not that you implied any of those things) is beyond me. I can of course see why it's appealing, and I think I can see why people become obsessed with things that incorporate particular kinds of contrasts, but "elegant yet fierce" is something straight out of a 14-year-old girl's diary, and for grown men and women to obsess over elves just because they're "elegant yet fierce" is insane. And, of course, they're fictional, which is another reason why it's so despicable. As for you, you silly tart god'swife: if you aren't another one of horus8's incredibly stimulating alter egos, allow me to explain something to you: I was well aware of the semantic tension between 'androgynous' and 'pussies'. I left it in because a) the use of the word 'pussies' is non-literal, b) the sex organs of the female are not themselves male or female, and c) I didn't think anyone would do anything so incredibly facile as point out the tension. My mistake.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/2:02 PM
What, because they're aloof, sensitive, androgynous pussies? How silly of me not to notice sooner.
Re: Awesome Heir by Shin-Bojangles	21-Aug-02/1:56 PM
I fucking hate elves.
Re: Lincolnshire by longships	21-Aug-02/10:54 AM
This doesn't evoke Lincolnshire at all. Where are the rape fields, the thunderflies, the line of power stations along the Trent valley?
Re: World Crashes Down by SoulSlippedAway	20-Aug-02/11:38 AM
Nothing important or interesting distinguishes you from anyone else of your age, race, sex and nationality. Go away and do not return.
Re: American Haiku 2 by memorybabe	20-Aug-02/7:36 AM
Whenever someone titles something 'American (whatever)', I always think of that fucking godawful thing, 'American Symphony' (or whatever the fuck it was) at the end of 'Mr. Holland's Opus' (a bluey for shitdicks, so I've heard). 'American' is, in my opinion, the smuggest, tritest, meaningless and most sickening adjective of all time, especially when applied to something which is supposed to be 'beautiful'.
Re: Dear Ms. Sexton by <{Baba^Yaga}>	20-Aug-02/7:31 AM
I hope everyone who uses this site explodes. It's all your fault, horus8. You weren't content with being a peddler of vaguness under one name; you use at least 3 or 4 that I know of, and all that's happened since then is people are confused since they don't know who to desperately suck up to and who to smugly but ignorantly condemn. How is the Gentry supposed to command the Peasantry if there is not even a semblance of order? You are a cad, Sir. Moreover, you are a talentless cad. And as for you, 'christof', could there be anything worse than someone who one minute smugly and knowingly drops a name in lieu of actual criticism and then gushes over whatever the fuck pops up next on his screen? I think there could. However, it would just be what I have just described but with a poo on top. Good day to you, Sir.
Re: uh oh by evergreen	18-Aug-02/10:05 AM
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Re: Black Buns by Bachus	18-Aug-02/10:02 AM
checkmate I believe!
Re: ''*Night*'' by youngweirdo	17-Aug-02/6:03 PM
THIS POEME IS SURE SCARY!!!!!!!!!
Re: fear by pitchblackdisaster	16-Aug-02/4:50 PM
I'm going t o explod. How fucl did AHP Loveasctyf think of all that a
Re: clementines by roses are read	16-Aug-02/4:48 PM
i i i i i what devon? Come on the TANKARD IS EMISARRY.
Re: fear by pitchblackdisaster	16-Aug-02/4:47 PM
Honestly "fbab"... you write a poeme about thoughts that dwell deep, try to capture people, and are fear itself, and you claim it's not about Cthuluhulhllulhuhuhlu? For shame!