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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (2741-2760) and replies

Re: Lupus in A Minor by Wulf 13-Oct-02/2:06 PM
See http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=20113
Re: Recess by horus8 13-Oct-02/2:06 PM
This would be better if you didn't say "teeter totter playground" every fucking line.
Re: Darkness by The_Shadows_Smile 13-Oct-02/1:58 PM
GO AWAY YOU FUCKING GOTH.
Re: Just a Girl by w~* ATHENA *~w 13-Oct-02/1:54 PM
I hope you fall over and injure your face.
Re: On The Bench Outside Gruhn's Guitars by <~> 13-Oct-02/1:52 PM
What did he smell of?
Re: a comment on "REAL" People by Scouser 13-Oct-02/1:50 PM
Yeah! You BROKE THE RULES!!!!
Re: Theoretical Islamic Math by Bachus 13-Oct-02/1:50 PM
I AM BACHUS AND MY GREAT POWER COMES FROM HILARIOUS FLIPPANCE.
Re: Why? by martysmiles 12-Oct-02/10:41 AM
Maybe they stare because they read the Bible, too?

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Lev 20:13

Actually, they stare at you because you're gay.
Re: a comment on Safe Distance, 10-10-02 by Frass 11-Oct-02/5:24 AM
Type it into Google and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.
Re: a comment on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 10-Oct-02/8:29 PM
Yes...well, there actually weren't any outraged commenteers. poetandknowit was being ironic.
Re: a comment on Safe Distance, 10-10-02 by Frass 10-Oct-02/8:05 PM
Pray for me, benevolent one. I'm a nasty flailing sauce-merchant.
Re: Safe Distance, 10-10-02 by Frass 10-Oct-02/7:59 PM
Wow!! I didn't know the best way to express vague righteous anger was to write adolescent poetry and amateur psychoanalysis! "A well brimming with self-pity". Are you sure you wrote that? I could've sworn my 14-year-old sister won some sort of poetry contest for that the other day. More to the point, how is it you have such expert knowledge of the sniper's motivation? You seem to forget that not everyone in the world is such a beautiful tortured soul as you.

Let me get this straight: a) the sniper think's he's safe, b) the sniper knows he isn't safe, c) killing people from a distance is cowardly (as opposed to gutting them on a street corner, which is extraordinarily brave)? Well strike me down if you don't win the Pseudo-Insightful BS Award 2002! Congrats!! 10!!!

P.S. I hate to tell you this, but justice is what allegedly happens to people *after* they're found.
Re: a comment on Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 10-Oct-02/11:09 AM
I was in the alley behind Lefty's, as arranged. If you weren't there, then who was that greas'd old man I mounted? Good God! Do you think he had AIDS?
Re: a comment on Second Class? by lukehanney 10-Oct-02/5:34 AM
Actually, he is Ray Davies. Looks like you've got some apologising to do, Mr. Jones.
Re: Ode to Nicholas Jones by lukehanney 10-Oct-02/5:32 AM
lukehanny, you are the win.
Re: Daywalker by Blade 10-Oct-02/5:30 AM
No.
Re: Hit & Run by horus8 10-Oct-02/5:29 AM
a ha ha ha. Cheers !!
Re: a comment on My Trick-Knee. by <{Baba^Yaga}> 8-Oct-02/5:25 PM
Ooh, scary.
Re: why i look like a man by rosiebailey 8-Oct-02/5:24 PM
Silly, silly nonsense.
Re: Charlottesville by New Life Drug 8-Oct-02/4:12 PM
Forget it Jake, -- It's Charlottesville.

Oh... I... *weeps*

DAMN THAT COUCH! DAMN IT STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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