replying on "REAL" People by Scouser
13 Oct 2002, 1:50 PM
Yeah! You BROKE THE RULES!!!!
on Theoretical Islamic Math by Bachus
13 Oct 2002, 1:50 PM
I AM BACHUS AND MY GREAT POWER COMES FROM HILARIOUS FLIPPANCE.
on Why? by martysmiles
12 Oct 2002, 10:41 AM
Maybe they stare because they read the Bible, too?
"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Lev 20:13
Actually, they stare at you because you're gay.
"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Lev 20:13
Actually, they stare at you because you're gay.
replying on Safe Distance, 10-10-02 by Frass
11 Oct 2002, 5:24 AM
Type it into Google and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.
replying on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
10 Oct 2002, 8:29 PM
Yes...well, there actually weren't any outraged commenteers. poetandknowit was being ironic.
replying on Safe Distance, 10-10-02 by Frass
10 Oct 2002, 8:05 PM
Pray for me, benevolent one. I'm a nasty flailing sauce-merchant.
on Safe Distance, 10-10-02 by Frass
10 Oct 2002, 7:59 PM
Wow!! I didn't know the best way to express vague righteous anger was to write adolescent poetry and amateur psychoanalysis! "A well brimming with self-pity". Are you sure you wrote that? I could've sworn my 14-year-old sister won some sort of poetry contest for that the other day. More to the point, how is it you have such expert knowledge of the sniper's motivation? You seem to forget that not everyone in the world is such a beautiful tortured soul as you.
Let me get this straight: a) the sniper think's he's safe, b) the sniper knows he isn't safe, c) killing people from a distance is cowardly (as opposed to gutting them on a street corner, which is extraordinarily brave)? Well strike me down if you don't win the Pseudo-Insightful BS Award 2002! Congrats!! 10!!!
P.S. I hate to tell you this, but justice is what allegedly happens to people *after* they're found.
Let me get this straight: a) the sniper think's he's safe, b) the sniper knows he isn't safe, c) killing people from a distance is cowardly (as opposed to gutting them on a street corner, which is extraordinarily brave)? Well strike me down if you don't win the Pseudo-Insightful BS Award 2002! Congrats!! 10!!!
P.S. I hate to tell you this, but justice is what allegedly happens to people *after* they're found.
replying on Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
10 Oct 2002, 11:09 AM
I was in the alley behind Lefty's, as arranged. If you weren't there, then who was that greas'd old man I mounted? Good God! Do you think he had AIDS?
replying on Second Class? by lukehanney
10 Oct 2002, 5:34 AM
Actually, he is Ray Davies. Looks like you've got some apologising to do, Mr. Jones.
on Ode to Nicholas Jones by lukehanney
10 Oct 2002, 5:32 AM
lukehanny, you are the win.
replying on My Trick-Knee. by <{Baba^Yaga}>
8 Oct 2002, 5:25 PM
Ooh, scary.
on why i look like a man by rosiebailey
8 Oct 2002, 5:24 PM
Silly, silly nonsense.
on Charlottesville by New Life Drug
8 Oct 2002, 4:12 PM
Forget it Jake, -- It's Charlottesville.
Oh... I... *weeps*
DAMN THAT COUCH! DAMN IT STRAIGHT TO HELL!
0/10
Oh... I... *weeps*
DAMN THAT COUCH! DAMN IT STRAIGHT TO HELL!
0/10
replying on Trembling Worry by Ninoy_Instigator
8 Oct 2002, 3:21 PM
I know you were messing around, you silly bint. And I was mocking the way that you were messing around. Try jest-level-switching your way out of that one.
on Trembling Worry by Ninoy_Instigator
8 Oct 2002, 10:23 AM
Hi! I'm Katie! I'm not vain or anything, but I do feel it's important to point out that I am blonde every five minutes or so. I am blonde.