Re: a comment on "REAL" People by Scouser	13-Oct-02/1:50 PM
Yeah! You BROKE THE RULES!!!!
Re: Theoretical Islamic Math by Bachus	13-Oct-02/1:50 PM
I AM BACHUS AND MY GREAT POWER COMES FROM HILARIOUS FLIPPANCE.
Re: Why? by martysmiles	12-Oct-02/10:41 AM
Maybe they stare because they read the Bible, too? "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Lev 20:13 Actually, they stare at you because you're gay.
Re: a comment on Safe Distance, 10-10-02 by Frass	11-Oct-02/5:24 AM
Type it into Google and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'.
Re: a comment on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	10-Oct-02/8:29 PM
Yes...well, there actually weren't any outraged commenteers. poetandknowit was being ironic.
Re: a comment on Safe Distance, 10-10-02 by Frass	10-Oct-02/8:05 PM
Pray for me, benevolent one. I'm a nasty flailing sauce-merchant.
Re: Safe Distance, 10-10-02 by Frass	10-Oct-02/7:59 PM
Wow!! I didn't know the best way to express vague righteous anger was to write adolescent poetry and amateur psychoanalysis! "A well brimming with self-pity". Are you sure you wrote that? I could've sworn my 14-year-old sister won some sort of poetry contest for that the other day. More to the point, how is it you have such expert knowledge of the sniper's motivation? You seem to forget that not everyone in the world is such a beautiful tortured soul as you. Let me get this straight: a) the sniper think's he's safe, b) the sniper knows he isn't safe, c) killing people from a distance is cowardly (as opposed to gutting them on a street corner, which is extraordinarily brave)? Well strike me down if you don't win the Pseudo-Insightful BS Award 2002! Congrats!! 10!!! P.S. I hate to tell you this, but justice is what allegedly happens to people *after* they're found.
Re: a comment on Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	10-Oct-02/11:09 AM
I was in the alley behind Lefty's, as arranged. If you weren't there, then who was that greas'd old man I mounted? Good God! Do you think he had AIDS?
Re: a comment on Second Class? by lukehanney	10-Oct-02/5:34 AM
Actually, he is Ray Davies. Looks like you've got some apologising to do, Mr. Jones.
Re: Ode to Nicholas Jones by lukehanney	10-Oct-02/5:32 AM
lukehanny, you are the win.
Re: Daywalker by Blade	10-Oct-02/5:30 AM
No.
Re: Hit & Run by horus8	10-Oct-02/5:29 AM
a ha ha ha. Cheers !!
Re: a comment on My Trick-Knee. by <{Baba^Yaga}>	8-Oct-02/5:25 PM
Ooh, scary.
Re: why i look like a man by rosiebailey	8-Oct-02/5:24 PM
Silly, silly nonsense.
Re: Charlottesville by New Life Drug	8-Oct-02/4:12 PM
Forget it Jake, -- It's Charlottesville. Oh... I... *weeps* DAMN THAT COUCH! DAMN IT STRAIGHT TO HELL! 0/10
Re: a comment on Trembling Worry by Ninoy_Instigator	8-Oct-02/3:21 PM
I know you were messing around, you silly bint. And I was mocking the way that you were messing around. Try jest-level-switching your way out of that one.
Re: Trembling Worry by Ninoy_Instigator	8-Oct-02/10:23 AM
Hi! I'm Katie! I'm not vain or anything, but I do feel it's important to point out that I am blonde every five minutes or so. I am blonde.
Re: The Sky by jauser	7-Oct-02/6:59 PM
Ace, bum boy!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
Re: Tree by jauser	7-Oct-02/6:56 PM
Beautiful! A triumph of pure, beautiful meaning over the contraints of quality!! 10!!!!1
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