why i look like a man

by rosiebailey

Member since 2002 · Posted 8 Oct 2002 · 11 comments

i look like a man because i got hit by a van while eating a can of beans

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11 comments

[n/a] Blue Magpie 8-Oct-02/6:19 AM Reply

Do you seriously want me to vote on this.

[2] Bachus 8-Oct-02/12:29 PM Reply

you have way too much time on your hands. if i were you i'd donate it to some fucking starving nation in the middle of a desert. cuz it's doing us no fucking good here. apparentlyz

[3] Tintagiles 8-Oct-02/1:01 PM Reply

Either you're a genius like -=Dark_Angel=- or else you're an utter idiot. The jury's still out.

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 8-Oct-02/5:24 PM Reply

Silly, silly nonsense.

[n/a] blackball 8-Oct-02/10:25 PM Reply

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[n/a] lukehanney 9-Oct-02/6:04 AM Reply

Trul beautiful

Short, Precise and moving

[n/a] Tom Colebrooke 14-Oct-02/7:59 AM Reply

Marvelous

[10] Christof 15-Oct-02/7:49 AM Reply

Rosie - this is the future. Youa re a visionary.

[n/a] jrtails 16-Oct-02/2:39 AM Reply

Hmm, Intresting

[n/a] cleverdevice 7-Nov-02/6:11 AM Reply

Wow, reminds me of an earlier poem no longer with us.
Why?
Oh why?
Must I live this lie?
But I won't die
And go to the sky
And eat this pie
In my tie
Dye-
D Jeans.

[0] Bobjim 8-Jan-03/3:19 AM Reply

Adam, you definately are not a man. I'll give you 50/50 on being carbon-based. 0