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Ode № 19492

Ode to Nicholas Jones

Member since 2002 · Posted 9 Oct 2002 · 9 comments

Oh Look at my poems, they're the greatest, I write them with ease, Have you seen the latest. Ich bin ein Berliner, So I slag of Begginners, The greatest moment of my life, Was when I caused considerable strife, To a budding young poet named Ray, Hey, Hey! His poems simply were the best, They gave me Cardiac Arrest, The beat of my heart went oh so fast, The excitment of his poems were vast. But I, Nicholas Jones, Was jealous of this unknown, So I told him straight down his ear canal, That his was rubbish and I destroyed his morale. The End THIS IS NOT PART OF THE POEM. I am the mentioned 'Ray' in the poem, I was looking forward to constrcutive critiscm, but Nicholas Jones totally destroyed my hopes and dreams. Thank You for listening I

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[10] Nicholas Jones 9-Oct-02/5:50 AM Reply
Actually, this is bloody good.
[10] Nicholas Jones 9-Oct-02/5:52 AM Reply
See what can be achieved through not stealing song lyrics!
[n/a] lukehanney › Nicholas Jones 8-Oct-04/7:28 AM Reply
Nicholas Jones, I have actually decided is now a legend. He became a subject of mine when he pointed out that all I had done for my first poem was copied song lyrics (as I jokingly did). From then on I developed a sort of fake feud with him, which is nothing personal, and he became a source for poems. I have never met him, and am sure that he is a very nice person, but his name just rolls of the tongue and is very poetic. Nicholas, if you are reading this, anything bad I have said about you has not been meant at all...you take it all very graciously, as I wouldn't. Thanks you.
[n/a] jrtails 10-Oct-02/2:28 AM Reply
Blue Magpie why don't you stop slagging evry1 off as this is extremely pointless. The fact that you can not make decent poems urself means that you are a hypocrite!!!
[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 10-Oct-02/5:32 AM Reply
lukehanny, you are the win.
[n/a] Tom Colebrooke 14-Oct-02/7:28 AM Reply
Very Funny
[n/a] UAFANTHORPEY 15-Oct-02/5:26 AM Reply
Well done Luke!
[4] deleted user 14-Nov-02/2:22 PM Reply
Gimmicky, but I suupose it's supposed to be. The rhythm and stanza length are uneven and could use some work. Amusing rhymes, definitely.
[0] Edna Sweetlove 8-Aug-06/4:29 PM Reply
Garbage.