Re: You Fell Asleep First by jessicazee	5-Mar-05/2:48 AM
I wish I had a degree in Ethnic Studies. It would be well ace.
Re: a note to the politically inactive fundamentalist christians by i_am_the_popsicle	5-Mar-05/4:00 AM
OK. Gayness should be legalised because by and large it's a victimless hobby, and giving homo couples a similar legal status to normals wouldn't really compromise the existing institution of marriage... but wait... what am I saying? "A victimless hobby"? What about all those leopards that have to die, just so gays can have leopard skin undergarments? What of all those poor, innocent cub scouts they keep chained up, and naked, in the vast labyrinth of catacombs that every gay household has beneath their dwelling? And what of the terrible pillow shortages that are sure to ravage the countryside as gays chomp their way through the nation's supply, wide eyed and oblivious, driven mad by the frenzied lusts of sexual immoderation? Quibbling aside, what I find truly "unbelievably appalling" about this poeme is that you don't seem to have thought about abortion at all. It's definitely not in the same ball park as legalised nonce marriage. To anyone who believes that the unborn child is a living human being, abortion is mass murder on a whopping scale. It's a matter of consistency. I mean, surely you must agree that expelling a foetus from the unmentionables and severing the umbilical cord doesn't, in itself, suddenly make the child sentient. The dumpling was sentient BEFORE it was excreted. Can you tell me you're honestly certain at what point a foetus has the right not to be murdered? Of course in cases where giving birth could seriously harm the mother one's mind has to parp, and give her some say in the matter, but at least admit that we're dealing with a conflict of rights here, and that abortion is a very serious issue indeed. -no vote-
Re: The Privaleged by i_am_the_popsicle	7-Mar-05/5:45 PM
It's interesting that suicide tends to be more prevalent during peace time. Having an enemy to fight against seems to give people a sense of purpose, and while they're busy gouging out his eyes, or stamping on his balls, Kurt Cobain is merely a whining gnat on the buttocks of their subconscious.
Re: Alone by frdup717	10-Mar-05/5:21 PM
What sort of generic claptrap do you call this? How dare you sully the mantle with such a dumpling? Go away and don't come back until you've actually come up with an idea. This is a non-poeme. -10-
Re: How to make a suicide bomber by Caducus	12-Mar-05/5:54 AM
Is this poeme about Iraq, or if not exclusively about Iraq, do you think it applies to Iraq and to what is happening there?
Re: The Lonely Man by i_am_the_popsicle	14-Mar-05/1:44 PM
How could an omnipotent, omniscient being make a mastake? Two words: Free Willy.
Re: The Glass by dancin_n_da_moonlite	14-Mar-05/1:51 PM
Would you like to live in a boothe?
Re: The Universe by durr_T_hip_E	22-Mar-05/3:54 PM
This looks like the output of an angsty Markov chain generator. Stop writing.
Re: The Symbol by Dovina	25-Mar-05/3:23 AM
When you wrote this poeme, did you imagine the "gang member's babe" as a black woman? Be honest.
Re: How to treat young ladies by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	29-Mar-05/12:57 PM
Baron Bumforth's "Brownford Hammer" Makes him a truly first-class rammer. Earl Cliveby, on the other hand, Simply slaps them with his gland.
Re: Plato by not_a_philosopher	1-Apr-05/8:43 AM
PAPAL ALERT: The Pope's condition can only be described as "unbelievably appalling" :(
Re: Plato by not_a_philosopher	1-Apr-05/11:47 AM
PAPAL ALERT: The Pope's health has worsened to a point that is Beyond Thunderdome. The only things keeping him alive are Vatican denial, and a complex system of ropes, pulleys, and two-way mirrors. We just pray they can keep the white dumpling ticking for a few more hours, lest he suffer the ignobility of death on April Fool's Day :(
Re: Prayer For The Church by sliver	3-Apr-05/8:33 AM
If you don't pray to St. Joseph, will he neglect to guide us through this time of transition?
Re: late night delirium by not_a_philosopher	3-Apr-05/8:38 AM
Right now you're in the transitional phase between Judaism and Christianity. Keep reading the Bible, and keep praying. You'll get there in the end, and when you do you'll know what it means to be at One with Jesus. Thank you and God Bless.
Re: Mixtapes (or We Always End Where We Began) by philn	9-Apr-05/7:24 AM
Mix tapes are pathetic. When you make a mix tape, you think, "How eclectic she'll think my tastes are!" You think juxtaposing a "beautiful acoustic guitar song" with a "hard rock" song is deeply meaningful.
Re: Reincarnation by Dovina	19-Apr-05/10:13 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Complete twat elected pope. God be praised!
Re: Middle-Aged White Woman by Dovina	21-Apr-05/3:44 AM
Dovina and zodiac: -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. has discovered a wonderful online test, developed by Negro Experts at Harvard, which calculates how racist you are. I suggest you both take it, and present the results to the rest of the group. "[My] data suggest a slight automatic preference for White People relative to Black People" https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/uk/selectatest.html Click on "take the race IAT". Work quickly, and for the love of Christ be honest when you present the results.
Re: Iterated Fuck by nentwined	28-Apr-05/2:39 PM
I just want to reiterate my total, total horror at this poeme. I've seen so many unbelievably sick things on the internet that I don't understand how I can feel so morally violated by what is, when you get down to it, a description of ordinary, unkinky, consensual sex between consenting adults. I think it's because I keep imagining Rockmage peeping out from a closet to watch, his beard all a-quiver. -10-
regarding some deleted poem...	28-Apr-05/2:42 PM
Muncie lol. Muncie is the laughing-stock of the state that's the laughing-stock of the country that's the laughing-stock of the world.
regarding some deleted poem...	25-May-05/2:51 PM
If this is all true, you're an attention-seeking nonce. If it's false, you're an attention-seeking nonce.