regarding some deleted poem...	24-Mar-04/12:18 PM
A SPAZ SPAZ REVERSE-BOOTH A VICAR REFILL A MEGA-GUFF EXTRACTOR A HOBO-COMPATIBLE LOBSTER COSY A HOPELESSLY EXPERIMENTAL ARSE CLEANER AN AWARD-WINNING INDUSTRIAL NEGRO-INFESTED WIPE A DWARF EXAGGERATOR
Re: I'm Alive! by sonawrote	25-Mar-04/6:34 AM
A toilet-approved Swiss army jodhpur of triumph -10-
Re: Different Paths by singinkygal	26-Mar-04/12:35 PM
An ivory-handled bum sausage of dignity. -10-
Re: Divine by Bobjim	26-Mar-04/12:42 PM
A clergyman's turd pie of triviality. -10-
Re: how i love by elizabethann	26-Mar-04/12:45 PM
An exploding hobo-activated guff vat of yearning. -10-
Re: fleeting thoughts by francis nor capule	26-Mar-04/1:04 PM
An officer's dumpling pouch of ellipsis misuse.
Re: mistaken in a glance by francis nor capule	26-Mar-04/5:22 PM
A gentleman's prune. -10-
Re: my secret by tre	28-Mar-04/6:30 AM
Kill him, then yourself.
regarding some deleted poem...	28-Mar-04/6:59 AM
A deeply compressed tramp egg powered by a Vietnamese spoon trolley
Re: peppermint by the indign	29-Mar-04/6:43 PM
A bog-soiled pneumostool
Re: dying love by singinkygal	30-Mar-04/4:16 AM
A cursed clam packed with bile.
Re: A Flower for Monet by Shuushin	30-Mar-04/4:17 AM
A profoundly leaky guff in its own grease.
Re: Try, Please Try by Spindle	30-Mar-04/4:19 AM
A bulging king-sized foreskin swimming in dwarf discharge.
Re: Leaves, hope and dreams by aliena	1-Apr-04/9:14 AM
Oh yes how beautiful. I often think it's very sad that we indiscriminately tred on dead leaves, crushing all their hopes and dreams. You know it doesn't really matter who does the mourning - everyone has their own interpretation, and opinions are what really matters. Besides, it's profoundly silly either way. Mourning what? Stepping on dead leaves? What in Sodomy were you thinking!? Thanks, -10-
Re: Continuation by baughworm	1-Apr-04/9:37 AM
Seven lacerations on a South Dakoty bum There's seven lacerations on a South Dakoty bum Somewhere in the distance, seven people take a dump...
Re: A wicked rose grows in God's grapevine. by SupremeDreamer	1-Apr-04/9:56 AM
God doesn't need eyes, you idiot. He's psychic. Jesu only made light on the third day, which means He made the Heaven and the Earth in the dark. Clearly the work of a psychic being. So far, I have discovered that Jesu has the following special moves: - Psychic vision - Invisibility - Walking on water - Gourd of healing, enabling Him to come back to life when slaughtered - Transubstantiation (the ability to transform into a communion wafer) Muslim only has the following special moves: - Martyrdom - Twin, face-mounted AK47s - The Mysterious Ramamamadan Spell
regarding some deleted poem...	1-Apr-04/2:56 PM
This poeme doesn't make sense. You fail.
Re: How does it feel? by OfaRevolutionAJD	2-Apr-04/8:43 AM
DO PRINT "GUFF" LOOP
Re: Cargo pants by tre	2-Apr-04/9:27 AM
Hi tre ^_^ I thought this was such a cool poeme! i hope you'll read some of mine n tell me what u think!!1
regarding some deleted poem...	2-Apr-04/12:00 PM
Dear Crystal, If I wrote a magical program that read all input from any keyboard you ever used, swapping keys around so that the only way you could type the word 'love' would be to type the word 'fuck' i.e. if you pressed the f, u, c, k keys, the word 'love' would appear. If you pressed the l, o, v, e keys, however, the word 'fuck' would appear. What would you do then, hmm? Would you remove the word 'love' from your vocabulary? Or would you just type 'fuck' whenever you needed to use the word 'love'? N.B Buying a new computer is not a solution, because it is a magical program that affects ANY keyboard you use, because it is actually lodged in your soul.