on I'm Alive! by sonawrote
25 Mar 2004, 6:34 AM
A toilet-approved Swiss army jodhpur of triumph -10-
on mistaken in a glance by francis nor capule
26 Mar 2004, 5:22 PM
A gentleman's prune. -10-
on Different Paths by singinkygal
26 Mar 2004, 12:35 PM
An ivory-handled bum sausage of dignity. -10-
on how i love by elizabethann
26 Mar 2004, 12:45 PM
An exploding hobo-activated guff vat of yearning. -10-
on fleeting thoughts by francis nor capule
26 Mar 2004, 1:04 PM
An officer's dumpling pouch of ellipsis misuse.
on peppermint by the indign
29 Mar 2004, 6:43 PM
A bog-soiled pneumostool
on some deleted poem
28 Mar 2004, 6:59 AM
A deeply compressed tramp egg powered by a Vietnamese spoon trolley
on dying love by singinkygal
30 Mar 2004, 4:16 AM
A cursed clam packed with bile.
on A Flower for Monet by Shuushin
30 Mar 2004, 4:17 AM
A profoundly leaky guff in its own grease.
on Try, Please Try by Spindle
30 Mar 2004, 4:19 AM
A bulging king-sized foreskin swimming in dwarf discharge.
on Leaves, hope and dreams by aliena
1 Apr 2004, 9:14 AM
Oh yes how beautiful. I often think it's very sad that we indiscriminately tred on dead leaves, crushing all their hopes and dreams. You know it doesn't really matter who does the mourning - everyone has their own interpretation, and opinions are what really matters. Besides, it's profoundly silly either way. Mourning what? Stepping on dead leaves? What in Sodomy were you thinking!? Thanks, -10-
on Continuation by baughworm
1 Apr 2004, 9:37 AM
Seven lacerations on a South Dakoty bum
There's seven lacerations on a South Dakoty bum
Somewhere in the distance, seven people take a dump...
There's seven lacerations on a South Dakoty bum
Somewhere in the distance, seven people take a dump...
on A wicked rose grows in God's grapevine. by SupremeDreamer
1 Apr 2004, 9:56 AM
God doesn't need eyes, you idiot. He's psychic. Jesu only made light on the third day, which means He made the Heaven and the Earth in the dark. Clearly the work of a psychic being. So far, I have discovered that Jesu has the following special moves:
- Psychic vision
- Invisibility
- Walking on water
- Gourd of healing, enabling Him to come back to life when slaughtered
- Transubstantiation (the ability to transform into a communion wafer)
Muslim only has the following special moves:
- Martyrdom
- Twin, face-mounted AK47s
- The Mysterious Ramamamadan Spell
- Psychic vision
- Invisibility
- Walking on water
- Gourd of healing, enabling Him to come back to life when slaughtered
- Transubstantiation (the ability to transform into a communion wafer)
Muslim only has the following special moves:
- Martyrdom
- Twin, face-mounted AK47s
- The Mysterious Ramamamadan Spell
on some deleted poem
1 Apr 2004, 2:56 PM
This poeme doesn't make sense. You fail.
on How does it feel? by OfaRevolutionAJD
2 Apr 2004, 8:43 AM
DO
PRINT "GUFF"
LOOP
PRINT "GUFF"
LOOP
on Cargo pants by tre
2 Apr 2004, 9:27 AM
Hi tre ^_^ I thought this was such a cool poeme! i hope you'll read some of mine n tell me what u think!!1
on some deleted poem
2 Apr 2004, 12:00 PM
Dear Crystal,
If I wrote a magical program that read all input from any keyboard you ever used, swapping keys around so that the only way you could type the word 'love' would be to type the word 'fuck' i.e. if you pressed the f, u, c, k keys, the word 'love' would appear. If you pressed the l, o, v, e keys, however, the word 'fuck' would appear. What would you do then, hmm? Would you remove the word 'love' from your vocabulary? Or would you just type 'fuck' whenever you needed to use the word 'love'? N.B Buying a new computer is not a solution, because it is a magical program that affects ANY keyboard you use, because it is actually lodged in your soul.
If I wrote a magical program that read all input from any keyboard you ever used, swapping keys around so that the only way you could type the word 'love' would be to type the word 'fuck' i.e. if you pressed the f, u, c, k keys, the word 'love' would appear. If you pressed the l, o, v, e keys, however, the word 'fuck' would appear. What would you do then, hmm? Would you remove the word 'love' from your vocabulary? Or would you just type 'fuck' whenever you needed to use the word 'love'? N.B Buying a new computer is not a solution, because it is a magical program that affects ANY keyboard you use, because it is actually lodged in your soul.
A VICAR REFILL
A MEGA-GUFF EXTRACTOR
A HOBO-COMPATIBLE LOBSTER COSY
A HOPELESSLY EXPERIMENTAL ARSE CLEANER
AN AWARD-WINNING INDUSTRIAL NEGRO-INFESTED WIPE
A DWARF EXAGGERATOR