on some deleted poem
4 Apr 2004, 3:46 PM
Dear lydia evelyn,
If you cannot say the word 'fuck', can you say the name of the word 'fuck'? The name of the word 'fuck' is ''fuck''. Please try.
If you cannot say the word 'fuck', can you say the name of the word 'fuck'? The name of the word 'fuck' is ''fuck''. Please try.
on Hologram glasses by zodiac
4 Apr 2004, 4:37 PM
If Ray Bradbury were to somehow transmute himself into a guff, this poeme would be the name of the guff. And that name is Jesu.
on some deleted poem
5 Apr 2004, 3:14 AM
A vast, sprawling edifice of guff. -10-
on some deleted poem
5 Apr 2004, 8:10 AM
Don't listen to these retards, violetsuede. When I first joined this site they were being immature as usual, and I had to put up with all manner of abuse. But when they found out I was disabled things really got out of hand. They said that just because I couldn't walk, my brain was also spazzed and that my poemes looked like they were written by an actual spastic. They are the ones who are spastics.
on Mr. Jawharp Man by Sidekickboy
5 Apr 2004, 11:37 AM
Too many ws.
on Alone by Deluxotron
6 Apr 2004, 5:24 AM
You sound like a real catch!!
on A Quick Lick Of Yellow by Jeremi B. Handrinos
6 Apr 2004, 2:20 PM
A shockingly brown autoclam. -10-
on some deleted poem
7 Apr 2004, 2:53 PM
I have to ask... Are all your love poemes about horus8?
on ritual of now intensified by nentwined
9 Apr 2004, 5:43 AM
Could you tell me who is responsible for the following: "We want art for art's sake that will reflect the magazine's edgy, exciting attitude."
on Severed Arm by jessicazee
13 Apr 2004, 7:50 AM
I'd like to see a greater emphasis on the apron and less about your emotions.
on some deleted poem
13 Apr 2004, 3:16 PM
But what about the trousers? For the love of God, what happened to the trousers?!
on China, Silver, and an Emerald Lipstick by Enkidu
13 Apr 2004, 6:44 PM
stultus es
on being human by ggawrysi
14 Apr 2004, 7:29 AM
you fail
on some deleted poem
14 Apr 2004, 7:45 AM
You definitely win the award for this week's most arbitrary line breaks.
on some deleted poem
14 Apr 2004, 7:51 AM
You have a soiling for every occasion. If only I had a wipe for every occasion. -10-
on forgetful dyke by elizabethann
15 Apr 2004, 5:24 AM
Haha! Good one!
MEDIOCRITY CHECKLISTE
[_] AABB rhyming scheme
[_] Arbitrary indentation
[X] Arbitrary line breaks
[X] Clerical errors
[_] Ellipses used overabundantly
[_] Lower case only
[_] Internet shorthand / emoticons
[_] Repetition of a word or phrase ad nauseam
[X] Devoid of rhyme
[X] Devoid of other linguistic embellishments (alliteration, etc)
[X] Devoid of other literary devices (metaphor, synaesthesia, etc)
[X] Devoid of wondrous or fantastical imagery
[X] About drugs
[_] About romantic love
[_] About suicide or self-mutilation
[_] About writing
[_] Cliched imagery (tears falling like rain, angel in heaven)
[_] Cliched rhymes (love/above, heart/apart)
[_] Sounds like dialogue in a fantasy novel
[X] Melodramatic
[_] Autobiographical but in the third person
[_] Concerns the author's social pastimes
[_] Leaving rant
[_] Vicarious wish fulfilment
[_] Pointedly unanswered questions
[_] Smugly-named protagonist
[X] Sanctimonious
[_] Untitled
[_] Gushingly religious
[_] Obsessed with femininity
[X] Rage against the machine
[X] Self-obsessed
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MEDIOCRITY CHECKLISTE
[_] AABB rhyming scheme
[_] Arbitrary indentation
[X] Arbitrary line breaks
[X] Clerical errors
[_] Ellipses used overabundantly
[_] Lower case only
[_] Internet shorthand / emoticons
[_] Repetition of a word or phrase ad nauseam
[X] Devoid of rhyme
[X] Devoid of other linguistic embellishments (alliteration, etc)
[X] Devoid of other literary devices (metaphor, synaesthesia, etc)
[X] Devoid of wondrous or fantastical imagery
[X] About drugs
[_] About romantic love
[_] About suicide or self-mutilation
[_] About writing
[_] Cliched imagery (tears falling like rain, angel in heaven)
[_] Cliched rhymes (love/above, heart/apart)
[_] Sounds like dialogue in a fantasy novel
[X] Melodramatic
[_] Autobiographical but in the third person
[_] Concerns the author's social pastimes
[_] Leaving rant
[_] Vicarious wish fulfilment
[_] Pointedly unanswered questions
[_] Smugly-named protagonist
[X] Sanctimonious
[_] Untitled
[_] Gushingly religious
[_] Obsessed with femininity
[X] Rage against the machine
[X] Self-obsessed
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on Whose God? by elizabethann
16 Apr 2004, 3:21 AM
"Are we all
children of a
God?"
Yes.
"Yes?"
Yes.
"Which God,"
Jesu.
"Whose God?"
The God of the Israelites.
"Does religion matter"
Yes. Yes it does.
"Or do we just
Need faith
In one higher being"
No. You need faith in Jesu.
"And if we don't believe
What happens?"
You go to hell.
"Are we condemned by
Believers and followers?"
You are condemned by Jesu.
"And if so
What kind of God
Do you have?"
An 18th level cleric with Invisibility, the Helmet of True Seeing, and the Amulet of Transubstantiation.
"A just one?"
God is just.
"Or an insensitive, impure
Conformist?"
God is not insensitive, He is not impure, He is not a conformist.
children of a
God?"
Yes.
"Yes?"
Yes.
"Which God,"
Jesu.
"Whose God?"
The God of the Israelites.
"Does religion matter"
Yes. Yes it does.
"Or do we just
Need faith
In one higher being"
No. You need faith in Jesu.
"And if we don't believe
What happens?"
You go to hell.
"Are we condemned by
Believers and followers?"
You are condemned by Jesu.
"And if so
What kind of God
Do you have?"
An 18th level cleric with Invisibility, the Helmet of True Seeing, and the Amulet of Transubstantiation.
"A just one?"
God is just.
"Or an insensitive, impure
Conformist?"
God is not insensitive, He is not impure, He is not a conformist.
on some deleted poem
17 Apr 2004, 6:15 PM
10. ARE 'FRIENDS' ELECTRIC?
on some deleted poem
18 Apr 2004, 7:43 AM
Disgusting.
This doesn't really achieve the vague air of guffing claptrap that wheezes out of all good poetry. -2-