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Whose God?

Member since 2003 · Posted 12 Apr 2003 · 6 comments

Are we all children of a God? Yes? Which God, Whose God? Does religion matter Or do we just Need faith In one higher being And if we don't believe What happens? Are we condemned by Believers and followers? And if so What kind of God Do you have? A just one? Or an insensitive, impure Conformist?

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[8] little_big_nose 2-Jan-04/5:42 PM Reply

NICE! I think god sucks ass, so I see me and you are on the same page, please read my poem "where was god" and give me your thoughts

[n/a] lastobelus › little_big_nose 3-Jan-04/10:46 AM Reply

yes, maybe the two of you can squat together in a blind corner with your trousers down and have g/God suck both your asses at once.

[7] Blindpoetry 2-Jan-04/5:51 PM Reply

I give it a 7... i think it is an ok poem. But the only thing that turns me down is the whole God thing... but thats only me. Still, pretty well written...

[n/a] Everyone 3-Jan-04/4:31 AM Reply

Like you, I also worship the insenstive, impure God of monstrously daft poetry.

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Apr-04/3:21 AM Reply

"Are we all
children of a
God?"

Yes.

"Yes?"

Yes.

"Which God,"

Jesu.

"Whose God?"

The God of the Israelites.

"Does religion matter"

Yes. Yes it does.

"Or do we just
Need faith
In one higher being"

No. You need faith in Jesu.

"And if we don't believe
What happens?"

You go to hell.

"Are we condemned by
Believers and followers?"

You are condemned by Jesu.

"And if so
What kind of God
Do you have?"

An 18th level cleric with Invisibility, the Helmet of True Seeing, and the Amulet of Transubstantiation.

"A just one?"

God is just.

"Or an insensitive, impure
Conformist?"

God is not insensitive, He is not impure, He is not a conformist.

[n/a] Shuushin › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Apr-04/6:31 AM Reply

"An 18th level cleric with Invisibility, the Helmet of True Seeing, and the Amulet of Transubstantiation. "

This killed me such that a passer-by poked their head in my office and asked if I was okay. Good stuff, man - good stuff.