| Re: If I Could by little_angel_maria |
14-Jan-03/9:56 AM |
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I hope you've got a lawyer, as Hallmark could quite conceivably sue you for this dirge.
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| Re: a comment on My Friend? by Blade |
29-Nov-02/3:17 AM |
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Mr Blade - I fear you need to be sterilised or killed in order to preserve the human gene pool. Any volunteers?
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| Re: a comment on Maria's ways on how to deal with puberty! by little_angel_maria |
27-Nov-02/9:52 AM |
What a delightful little scamp you are. I give you the highest mark of any of your work so far, and you respond unkindly. I must confess, that sound you just heard was my heart breaking. Sob.
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| Re: Maria's ways on how to deal with puberty! by little_angel_maria |
26-Nov-02/6:40 AM |
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Yet another atrocious posting - however this time you get a 1, as it is marginally better than your usual litter.
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| Re: a comment on Losing Control by Tarquin De La Bog |
18-Nov-02/5:32 AM |
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Is that the putrid fester of a premenstrual hag I detect?
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| Re: a comment on The Way It Is by Tascobar |
18-Nov-02/5:29 AM |
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Quite correct. But look again, young infidel. 'Twas not the taunt which is spoken without thought, but the harsh words. When being pedantic, please also try to be accurate. That's all, comrade.
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| Re: one word by Blade |
18-Nov-02/5:22 AM |
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I think the most appropriate statement I could offer would be that this is by far your finest submission to date, and in all likelihood, will remain thus. 1.
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| Re: Slow death by Blade |
18-Nov-02/5:19 AM |
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. 0. If only the slow death were that of your desire to compose.
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| Re: HATE by Blade |
18-Nov-02/5:17 AM |
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| Re: a comment on why? by little_angel_maria |
15-Nov-02/7:45 AM |
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| Re: a comment on why? by little_angel_maria |
15-Nov-02/7:44 AM |
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| Re: a comment on My Friend? by Blade |
15-Nov-02/7:01 AM |
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You make no sense. And you still need a dictionary.
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| Re: Faucet's got a nasty drip. FUCK! Not again! by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
15-Nov-02/5:07 AM |
How large must a cunt be to earn the classification "vast"?
I must know.
Oh, the poem. Have a 6, and next time, bag it up.
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| Re: Handy Smurf by Bachus |
15-Nov-02/5:02 AM |
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This is fantastic. 9. A gem of a haiku, on a politically and socially relevant issue. I almost came. Almost.
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| Re: Cover song by bondjedi |
15-Nov-02/5:01 AM |
6 in the last line.
So
you
get
a
big
fat
0.
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| Re: The Limerick of Dave by worldsofwar |
15-Nov-02/4:59 AM |
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This may actually be the dullest, least inspired, most insipid effort I have seen to date. 0. It is actually traumatic to read more than once.
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| Re: Poet's Rest by Brennan |
15-Nov-02/4:52 AM |
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A pointless poeme, but a decent effort nevertheless. 6. An enjoyable use of 30 seconds.
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| Re: A Well Worth Wait by savannah |
15-Nov-02/4:50 AM |
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Aaaaaaah. I can feel my heart melting. 3. Less of a poem, more a plot line on a crappy, low-budget US sitcom.
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| Re: Hit & Run by horus8 |
15-Nov-02/4:47 AM |
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Strangely composed, but I like this one. 7. Try not to drink and drive, though. I find that spillage plays merry hell with the upholstery.
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| Re: Recent History by Nicholas Jones |
15-Nov-02/4:43 AM |
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I detect a vile stench, and I suspect that the culprit is this poeme. 1.
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