Slow death

Member since 2002 · Posted 18 Nov 2002 · 9 comments

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[n/a] deleted user 18-Nov-02/4:54 AM Reply

Hehheh, I hav to say this made me smile, and it's certainly better than that poem about 'Maria'.10

[0] Tascobar 18-Nov-02/5:19 AM Reply

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[0] razorgrin 18-Nov-02/6:43 AM Reply

you know, gouging your eyes out with a slightly tarnished soup spoon is quicker. It`s also less painful for the readers.

[n/a] Yardbird › razorgrin 25-Nov-02/2:25 AM Reply

It's all good!!!

[n/a] Bachus 18-Nov-02/12:03 PM Reply

are you totally retarded, or just in need of a friend? either or, i believe they're now both totally irrelevant. it pains me to have to say this but you are no longer worth my votes or my time. farewell.

[n/a] cleverdevice 19-Nov-02/2:35 AM Reply

I think this is bloody brilliant! Especially as I had most input, didn't I blade? Why did you not recognize my worth and add my name somewhere? Inthe title would be nice. And the alternative title should be 'A long fall'. 10

[8] roses are read 1-Dec-02/3:47 PM Reply

very funny...excedingly lovely...

[n/a] SP REYNOLDS 22-Dec-02/2:12 PM Reply

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i need to build an amusement park as well

[7] Shuushin 5-Oct-06/4:16 AM Reply

A slow death? More like a day in the life!