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My Friend? (Limerick) by Blade I have a good friend named maria,
But unfortunately ive never seen her.
She likes to help out,
when i get given a clout,
by barstards who have gonareha!
Up the ladder:
Fuck the system by which we live
Down the ladder:
AIDS in a Glass
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 3.5363636
Posted: October 21, 2002 3:28 PM PDT; Last modified: October 21, 2002 3:28 PM PDTWeighted score: 3.5363636 Overall Rank: 13591 Comments:
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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.96
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21-Oct-02/4:30 PM
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It's spelled "gonhorrhehaea".
This must be the most idiotic thing ever posted on this site -- including all the various rants from people leaving. If 'twas at least well-written, and amusing -- but this is beneath contempt.
Were you here when Poetie decided she was leaving?
Aye, I was. Though under a different name.
Then how can you say such dreadful things? Poetie's death rattle was surely ten times more idiotic than this.
Well, perhaps I misremember Poetie's dissapearance. This is still quite close. When I say 'idiotic', I mean as poemes go, and excuses for poemes, rather than rants.
"This must be the most idiotic thing ever posted on this site -- including all the various rants from people leaving."
Okay, so I misquote myself and change my mind. This is the second most idiotic thing. I'm tired and ill. Leave me alone. Go worship the toilet bowl.
Sure thing!!
All right, I admit it. Poetie does beat this guy. I was going through the comments on one of your poemes and found the 'I will be contacting the FBI' remark. I think that takes the prize of those left on here.
Well, to be fair, she only said that because of the countless times I threatened her I would be contacting the FBI.
Is the bad spelling an ironic statement on everyone's comments against Maria's spelling, or are you just illiterate?
Want to hear my bet, darlink? Though I'm sure you know. Look at his other stuff and the answer becomes obvious. 'Tis it not amusing that the poor little girl's worst spelling is always when she's squealing about how she can spell?
Of course I know, dearest. I was more hoping it was an ironic statement because I don't like to believe people are that stupid, even when the evidence is right before my eyes.
I still think Blade is just the most successful poemeranker troll so far.
Awww... It's so sweet to find people who still try to have faith in the human race.
So when is it you're coming home?
Friday. Be there for a week. Will go to your class with you to mock at your teacher -- as long as my cold's cleared up.
Wonderful. You have no idea how painful it can get trapped in a one room schoolhouse with 20 people who make our friend maria look like an inspired authoress. I find myself thinking about how quickly all of that old wood would burn...
How about trapped in a classroom with eight middle-aged-to-old teachers getting the last credits they need for their final Education Certificate? Or with three others in a course on the novel where we study nothing but the novel? And of course all these courses are dumbed down for the masses. Of inbred Acadians. Unfortunately, this campus is fairly new cement.
Can instead of slagging my poem off give some constructive critisism like how do u actually spell gona....
I have a good friend named Sir Bum.
A scoundrel like you he'd benumb With his rolling pins three And the greatest of glee. Wait, hold on a sec. I've just come.
indeed you saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
wow. that hurt almost as much as having it.almost.
Was that when you were in "military prison", or when you "found the magic beans"?
neither. it was when mum called for a refreshering. the philladelphia brig is no laughing matter my friend they take their delousings seriously. it's a shame that you don't. thanks for the beans and the map.???
Haha, such wit. You are truly gifted!
ahem. G-O-N-O-R-R-H-E-A. Now ya know.
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In an alternative universe there would be no distinction between good and bad, and as a result we would have no prohibitions against anything, and furthermore this would be considered a masterpiece. Unfortunately we don't, so it's actually crap.
Bravo sir, BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE your arse smells almost as horribly as your poems and seeing as your my friend as well what does that make you!! an annonomous looser!!? anyway you suck i suck we all fucking suck!!
lets all be crap together!
Looser? Dear, oh dear, oh sodding dear!!!!!!!!!
Man, your poems reach all-new depths of shiteness that the rest of us could never reach, even if we tried. Sorry, but we'll just have to let you be crap on your own (aww, diddums!).
Mr Blade - I fear you need to be sterilised or killed in order to preserve the human gene pool. Any volunteers?
Ok, this is just poor. Dude, learn to spell, and don't write any contrived rubbish just to make the lines rhyme. You really need to sort out your act, and please stop spewing that 'daywalker' macho-crap!
Richard sod off your just jealous ive made a friend and you havnt!!!! ha ha
Anyways the "daywalker" stuff fits in wit my username so screw you bitch!
Yes, and your username is a similar attempt to make yourself out as something other than a fat bloated swine who can only make friends anonymously! And as for you having a friend, she only likes you out of pity - if she knew what you were really like, she'd probably vomit. Leave this site NOW, before you drag it and its reputation even further into the gutter.
PS - your poems still suck dog balls.
lose the last line, it dont deserve to be voted this shite by others i give 5 coz i reckon you were possessed by Ouzo
yep.this still is absolute crapola. what a waste of ho2. fag.
well no wonder he writes like that. you would too, with all that hydrous oxide in yer veins.
This putrid pile of festering bile should never have seen the light of day. 0. Add to the equation that if you feel that making friends with an illiterate deserves "poetic" tribute, I conclude that you are one lonely bitch, in addition to being an appalling poet. I bid you good day.
Dude yo really need to lighten up youre just pissed coz i have made at least one friend on this site and your plagurised poems are leading you to a life of lonliness so screw you biatch
You make no sense. And you still need a dictionary.
you made another friend...and only by saying the word biatch...hahaha. biatch...what a great word. 4 in the morning...must sleep
If this poem was good, it would be good...
wot a tw*t you are
There once was a young man called Blade
Who's poems were crap and depraved His poems ain't swell Because he cain't spell That uneducated young man called Blade
Sorry for using 'cain't'...just couldn't resist using the ol' Southern accent (even though I'm English). Oh no, I'd better run:-I think I can hear Maria...
What equipment are we allowed?
no
is gonareha some kind of rotten balsamic sauce over rotten kidney beans dish? How about I give you what you deserve for your effort.
Jeez Maria and Blade are getting the last rung since I've been here. Hi blade I'm the bipolar one. I was just about to leave and pretend I did not see the stuff I saw, considering that I have used english wrongly on more than one occassion, I thought I might have some compassion for you. Reading your poem twice changed all that, it is exactly what everyone else calls it: SHIT(E)!!!!
HAA HAA HAA! Ah, mirth.
Oh, and 'gonareha' is an STD-not something you'd want to get everyday (although if you got it everyday, you'd have to be damn busy!)
good oneN
good oneN
Cheers! Why are people repeatedly voting above zero? If we're not careful, this might get lifted off the bottom! What a crime! This place is rightfully Blade's.
Damn straight keep me down!!!
Yes. Go down on me, bitch!
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damn it! you got seriously bored with your no-family xmas lifestyle! get a wife or something you loner!
Hey, isn't it, like, Janurary or something?
It's March.
you need help....
We give him all the help that we can. They're called 'tranquilisers'.
How about morphine? Maybe arsnic?
aimed at bachas.damn it! you got seriously bored with your no-family xmas lifestyle! get a wife or something you loner! Racist fuck
FUCK-FACE-FUCK-FACE
Wondeful, no hesitation in giving this a 10!!!!
Nice one!
this fucking shit sucks, i've seen
better stuff writen on the walls of bathroom stalls
this fucking shit sucks, i've seen
better stuff writen on the walls of bathroom stalls
* luves reading comments* LMFAO! Man u ppl....... seriously no offense, but i think i have more of a life right now then i had ever hoped to believe after reading all that and wasting my time. I thank ye.
this rocks 10
You are a moron. FYI.
You are a moron. FYI.
strike 100! !!!!!barstards?????? It's bastards you ... (I shall refrain from insulting you further).
Read Soderstrom's new poem (Theology)----it's great!
what? please im glad this isnt longer
Yet another limerick i dont understand, and for what i do not understand i give a 1
this is up to par with a couple of others in our ranks... you should be honored to be honed so low
Ha ha, funny shep - Alex
ok it needs working
honestly now, have some self-respect
Hmmmmmm... It would make more sense to me if it were "by barstools that have Gone-awry-a." They have no clout whatsoever.
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