| Re: My Friend? by Blade |
15-Nov-02/4:39 AM |
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This putrid pile of festering bile should never have seen the light of day. 0. Add to the equation that if you feel that making friends with an illiterate deserves "poetic" tribute, I conclude that you are one lonely bitch, in addition to being an appalling poet. I bid you good day.
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| Re: Recent History by Nicholas Jones |
15-Nov-02/4:43 AM |
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I detect a vile stench, and I suspect that the culprit is this poeme. 1.
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| Re: Hit & Run by horus8 |
15-Nov-02/4:47 AM |
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Strangely composed, but I like this one. 7. Try not to drink and drive, though. I find that spillage plays merry hell with the upholstery.
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| Re: A Well Worth Wait by savannah |
15-Nov-02/4:50 AM |
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Aaaaaaah. I can feel my heart melting. 3. Less of a poem, more a plot line on a crappy, low-budget US sitcom.
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| Re: Poet's Rest by Brennan |
15-Nov-02/4:52 AM |
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A pointless poeme, but a decent effort nevertheless. 6. An enjoyable use of 30 seconds.
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| Re: The Limerick of Dave by worldsofwar |
15-Nov-02/4:59 AM |
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This may actually be the dullest, least inspired, most insipid effort I have seen to date. 0. It is actually traumatic to read more than once.
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| Re: Cover song by bondjedi |
15-Nov-02/5:01 AM |
6 in the last line.
So
you
get
a
big
fat
0.
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| Re: Handy Smurf by Bachus |
15-Nov-02/5:02 AM |
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This is fantastic. 9. A gem of a haiku, on a politically and socially relevant issue. I almost came. Almost.
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| Re: Faucet's got a nasty drip. FUCK! Not again! by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
15-Nov-02/5:07 AM |
How large must a cunt be to earn the classification "vast"?
I must know.
Oh, the poem. Have a 6, and next time, bag it up.
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| Re: HATE by Blade |
18-Nov-02/5:17 AM |
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| Re: Slow death by Blade |
18-Nov-02/5:19 AM |
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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. 0. If only the slow death were that of your desire to compose.
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| Re: one word by Blade |
18-Nov-02/5:22 AM |
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I think the most appropriate statement I could offer would be that this is by far your finest submission to date, and in all likelihood, will remain thus. 1.
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
22-Nov-02/3:26 AM |
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An interesting perspective - but not well explored. 5. Keep 'em coming, you'll get there. I hope.
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25-Nov-02/10:14 AM |
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As a devout atheist, I concur with the sentiments expressed. I also feel that this is the kind of material which Judas Priest recorded throughout the musical wonderland known as the 1980s. Take a 5, and if you so wish, hail Satan.
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| Re: Maria's ways on how to deal with puberty! by little_angel_maria |
26-Nov-02/6:40 AM |
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Yet another atrocious posting - however this time you get a 1, as it is marginally better than your usual litter.
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29-Nov-02/3:11 AM |
a) Not an haiku
and
b) very poor anyway.
Therefore a 1 is awarded.
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
4-Dec-02/4:26 AM |
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Too true, buddy, too true. 9. Page 3 ain't porn - it's just a great way to kill a few minutes.
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
4-Dec-02/4:28 AM |
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What the fuck? Ali G has had his day I'm afraid. 3.
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
4-Dec-02/4:33 AM |
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Fucking hell. I've experienced a lot of poems on this site. This is one of the best. A rare 10 from me.
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| Re: If I Could by little_angel_maria |
14-Jan-03/9:56 AM |
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I hope you've got a lawyer, as Hallmark could quite conceivably sue you for this dirge.
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