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20 most recent comments by Bachus (581-600) and replies

Re: ~What do I do~ by ~Ashley Baby Girl~ 26-Apr-03/4:51 PM
Well, first off, try not to write it down.
Secondly, go to Cancun with the rest of your type and do a swan dive from the motel 6's roof into the banquet table's fruit salad. What do you do if a cantalope wedge gets stuck in your vagina? Start a new religion.
Re: Stoner Rant#1-Mnkypo's razor by Crakyamuni 26-Apr-03/4:47 PM
Not if the artist has the address of the purchasers home. Then he could break in with his palette and paint mustaches everywhere.
Re: I Speak of Expanses by anitawit 25-Apr-03/8:59 PM
good, but I would end losing the last line instead for another line of impeccably aloof metaphors.
Re: a comment on Fire And Fuck by Bonehiss 17-Apr-03/10:33 PM
Words have no way less gaye.
Re: Tears Falling by loneshadow29 17-Apr-03/10:30 PM
Are the others the ones doing her at night now? Bastards.
Re: a comment on "Your shrimp cocktail", wide ass. by Bachus 17-Apr-03/10:04 PM
PLAH!
Re: Ambition by slana5 16-Apr-03/11:04 AM
you could be a topless bottomless jew dancer. that can't write.
Re: a comment on "Your shrimp cocktail", wide ass. by Bachus 8-Apr-03/3:27 PM
"One waifer thin mint"

How about that instead?
Re: Deconstructing the american dream by Nice guy 8-Apr-03/3:09 PM
ha ha! lol.

Sounds like the new Mcdonalds jingle, or Yuban coffee song.
Re: Down Lovers Lane by Mr Pig 8-Apr-03/3:07 PM
We like the moon. the moon is way high in the sky!

this would make a good song lyric, but not as good as the we like the moon song.
Re: a comment on "Your shrimp cocktail", wide ass. by Bachus 8-Apr-03/2:29 PM
Queen's Knight to the lost square on the underside of the board, CHICKMOLTE!
Re: a comment on Fraternity hazing the sheepdog by horus8 8-Apr-03/1:38 PM
Meaningfulness is in inconsistent accident. A year from now this one might become meaningful, so i have no way in knowing because of the ever changing environment and self awareness levels fluctuating endlessly.
Re: Don't End it Again by Freethinker1602 24-Mar-03/9:37 PM
Here, hold this ( Bachus hands her a head of kale ) you need more calcium, apparently, along with some creative writing courses on how to not write creatively. Because, we're hoping you're just dyslexic.
Re: While flipping over stones by <{Baba^Yaga}> 18-Mar-03/2:42 AM
I wish you could all hear this sigur ros album with me, i am the courtesan, the incubus, the fool, each and all of you in me, my blink the star of you, too, pulsing, we count what we can not comprehend with any clock geared insides. Bachus has written. I fear. his last poem................................for those of you that knew him. his time's now still. thank god and thank you.
Re: a comment on While flipping over stones by <{Baba^Yaga}> 18-Mar-03/2:36 AM
SIGUR ROS! is goddy music. This is how'll do my next album. i love this stuff.
Re: While flipping over stones by <{Baba^Yaga}> 18-Mar-03/2:31 AM
hey... that was funny huh?! i should be a preacher. lol. I would come over, but my family would miss me me child and hate me too, for being a bad dad and a chicky pumper. so see it's mighty improppable, can you bring the vicadin to me, mail,it maybe or does it come attached to your pelvis? ahhhhhhhhh. i have to be goodss i'm auditioning for the monkey's moviey ("hey hey we're the monkeys) on wed. so i hAVE TO BE GOOD DAMNIT. devil still your choppers!
Re: While flipping over stones by <{Baba^Yaga}> 18-Mar-03/2:24 AM
Interseting. So... Can I ask why, of all the men that chase you... Why me, like this, now. Does the devil visit twice to whisper sweet temptation or once to shout it, but never to cry it that river which leaves the babtised cold. No... He drinks to the homosexuality in him that now instead of killing him. saves his life. I can't see you, because for the last twenty years of my life, I couldn't see me. I'm not gay. I'm not straight, also; more then anything, you deserve more then my mirrors and memorys. I live the past, please you're supposed to hate me now and curse my name. Not be unorthodox and regenerative. Quit while you're ahead. My path is for the chosen.
Re: The Innocent by wLeBlanc IIIw 18-Mar-03/2:02 AM
everytimesky i'm reading this comment i just ummchuckle and twist my nipple with an ever so slight twealke then i just stare and..what ah... what the fuck was i just talking about ? Oh yeah... i'm sorry Jimmy's fine he asked about you, but Pablo arte you washing your ass honey are you keeping your ass cleran pablo? Pablo? come to florida honey... Come to Florida Pablo, are you scrubbing your ass honey? Pablo?
Re: The Innocent by wLeBlanc IIIw 18-Mar-03/1:51 AM
YEAH! bachus fire a shot of kale for enfascist in the air, but his entire gone explodifies TEARING THE CLOTHESKY FROM HIS NUDITY and giving him a wiley e. coyotr look, but he mumbles somrthing about having another one recharging at home under some high prewssure sodium halide bulbs. He then does a roundoff back hand spring into0 the saloon killing a small cheery eyed and bedraggled midget, poor bastard was just delivering drinks... now look at him... all welL ROUNDS ON ME! HEY YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR SOME INGENIUS WAYS OFF SQUASHIFYING THE GRAPIES? HICCUP. but his charred bodyt and nakedness draws him suspect to there stereo typing and rascist catagorizing, bachus picks his ass and orders8 bushmills for each of him and his nect lifesky! that's right motyherfuckers this kid does it like no other all day brother word to the billyclucker?
Re: Lover's Portrait by Dancer 18-Mar-03/1:42 AM
God is was goods then in you chokie doo de in the hiccup.. last chirp pardon me. 7.i


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