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20 most recent comments by Bachus (321-340) and replies

Re: The truth about our friend Horus by Sir.Psycho.Sexy 16-Aug-03/4:45 PM
Right Job, Wrong Job

Jeremi, the Right Job for you will allow you to be:

Creative and Analytical

You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others.

It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current.

All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.

Want to know what your #1 right job is? MURDER.
Re: a comment on Aries, the God of war by Shardik 16-Aug-03/4:14 PM
lol. exactly. It sure doesn't take a genius, take a look at you.
Re: a comment on Sir Psycho Sexy by DreamerSupreme 16-Aug-03/3:09 PM
So if yesterday he had joined your badly thrown homosexual temper tantrum against me... Would he be your daddy right now instead? All up in that tight little boy butt of yours? Yes, I believe he would be. You are clearly still in the closet of your own homo erotic self loathing. Come out, join the party, we have warm bologne.
Re: a comment on Sir Psycho Sexy by DreamerSupreme 16-Aug-03/3:00 PM
murder.
Re: a comment on Sir Psycho Sexy by DreamerSupreme 16-Aug-03/2:59 PM
The ESP Test

Jeremi, when it comes to psychic abilities, you have an unusually strong talent in the area of Precognition

This means you have an uncanny ability to look into the future and know ahead of time what is going to happen. You might, for instance, simply know that you're going to get that job before the interview even happens with a certainty that exceeds what you would expect to have simply knowing the facts of the situation. You might have a sense of dread before going out for the evening only to later have a flat tire on your way home. These little hunches are easy to ignore but for you especially, quite often lead to a true prediction of what is going to happen. These predictions can be used to generate positive outcomes, and the more you know about how to use your talent, the more you will be able to distinguish between fantasy of the future and an actual reality you are seeing happen, before it has actually happened.

While your strongest psychic talent is Precognition, Emode also analyzed your psychic strengths in:
Retrocognition : The ability to know what happened in the past.
Clairvoyance : The ability to "see" the unknown.
Remote viewing : The ability to see physical objects at a distance.
Telepathy : The ability to tune into others' thoughts.

See your scores in these other areas of ESP, and whether your psychic strengths provided you with the correct answers to the ESP test questions, in your 20-page personalized ESP Reading.

MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER.
Re: Confession of a troubled man by Hostileintent 16-Aug-03/2:02 PM
The Ultimate Personality Test

Jeremi, you're a Lethal Weapon!

Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Lethal Weapon which means you are a Seeker / Thinker. Your primary sub-type is defined by "Seeker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Thinker" characteristics.

That means you're open-minded, enthusiastic, and popular. Chances are you might even break the rules sometimes. You're motivated and serious, and you always jump at the chance to take on a new project. Innovation and abstract thinking are your strengths.

How do we know all this? How do we know you get cabin fever if you're cooped up too long? Or that sometimes you'd rather just work on an independent project so you can concentrate without having to deal with people? How could we have divined that you secretly question your self-worth?

Because while you were taking the test, you answered four different types of questions — questions that measured confidence, apprehension, willingness to take risks, and your focus on experience versus appearance — the primary traits that determine your personality. Based on your responses, we determined your personality type, Lethal Weapon.

And that's just scratching the surface.
Re: a comment on The last Smurf standing by Bachus 16-Aug-03/1:38 PM
I would wager that I'm more intelligent than you. And better looking.
Re: a comment on The truth about our friend Horus by Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/3:08 PM
How do you know you're not gay?
Re: a comment on A look at Horus8 by Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/3:06 PM
How long have I been up my own arse. In your opinion?
Re: a comment on A look at Horus8 by Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/3:05 PM
You think so?
Re: a comment on Stone Slave by DreamerSupreme 15-Aug-03/3:04 PM
Why would that piss him off? And by the way No! lol.
Re: a comment on Fuck Me Like Love Fucks Me (changed) by Son Of A Bitch 15-Aug-03/12:26 PM
'gilded' not 'glided' you fucking maniac.
Re: Dear Lord by simone_girard 15-Aug-03/12:10 PM
Ten!
Re: Billy Bob Jo by Inconceivable_Dreams 15-Aug-03/12:02 PM
Deep.
Re: Cecelia by Nicholas Monson 14-Aug-03/9:32 PM
L7's a bit long i believe . 9.
Re: Surreal... by Yardbird 14-Aug-03/9:29 PM
Bitchin' dude. 9, but only because it was not a sonnet.
Re: The Dreamer by Nicholas Jones 14-Aug-03/9:27 PM
Nylon instruments of death. 10!
Re: Dialogism by Nicholas Jones 14-Aug-03/9:26 PM
Zuper.
Re: THE MISSING HEART by Prince of Void 14-Aug-03/9:26 PM
Wickedly obtrusive.
Re: The Poem To End All Poems by Zubster 14-Aug-03/9:25 PM
Yep. 0


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