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Billy Bob Jo (Sonnet) by Inconceivable_Dreams
Hell, Michigan where Billy Bob Jo lives. Billy Bob Jo is a dirty farm pig. He says, "Blame Canada" and "Like He Gives." He'll join the army and be very big. Billy Bob Jo is a battle war tank. Billy Bob Jo likes to nuke the whales. Collect money and put it in the bank. He would defend his rights before he'd bail. He would like to slay dragons as a knight. Killing off the leprochauns for their gold. He would always worship Satan at night. He would like for people to call him bold. Asylum that is where he will end up. Being insane and caught blowing stuff up.

Up the ladder: Volcanized
Down the ladder: To My Future Wife

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.2222223
Weighted score: 5.611111
Overall Rank: 2264
Posted: July 31, 2003 12:37 AM PDT; Last modified: July 31, 2003 12:37 AM PDT
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Comments:
[7] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.164.72 | 31-Jul-03/1:02 AM | Reply
hrmm.. amusing read. 7.
[9] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 1-Aug-03/2:07 AM | Reply
Yep.
[9] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 15-Aug-03/12:02 PM | Reply
Deep.
[7] Sasha @ 69.138.236.63 | 9-May-04/8:42 PM | Reply
doesen't grab me
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