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Sir Psycho Sexy (Other) by DreamerSupreme
Sir Psycho Sexy your so funny clownin the local dragon your my knight in shining armor yeah.. sure. i think all that metal is gonna rust as horus8 drools on your armor and makes it complicated for you to move. you will force that metal body to lurch forward, and fall on your face. welcome to poemranker you lil stinker.. [there, i jumped into the pissing contest!!!]

Up the ladder: WhyI laugh with Moses.
Down the ladder: Death of a Drug Addict

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.2
Weighted score: 5.1
Overall Rank: 6065
Posted: August 15, 2003 3:18 PM PDT; Last modified: August 15, 2003 3:18 PM PDT
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[1] nentwined @ 209.31.226.178 | 15-Aug-03/3:30 PM | Reply
ew.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 66.52.157.205 > nentwined | 15-Aug-03/3:32 PM | Reply
thank yew. ;)
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 15-Aug-03/3:39 PM | Reply
Was Joan of Bark and no bite a knight or a magistrate? lol. 10
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 66.52.157.205 > horus8 | 15-Aug-03/3:42 PM | Reply
hah. neither, he was just a fool in a metal suit. ;P hows your day?
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > DreamerSupreme | 15-Aug-03/3:58 PM | Reply
Sweet, I had a meeting at sea level records this morning and I have to go to a pontiac audition right now. I think I'd look spiffy in a fire bird. Don't you? Hry you're not chrystal lane swift are you because I just nuked them thinking they were this mamma.sane.ugly fucker lol. let me know I'll fix my votes. What are you up to?
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 63.93.106.97 > horus8 | 15-Aug-03/6:57 PM | Reply
firebird? sweeet. newp, im not crystal lane swift, cmon now, im not much for nick name games. ;P not upto much, other than smoking off my bong, drinking tequila, and thinking bout my soup metaphors.
[0] Sir.Psycho.Sexy @ 159.134.55.91 | 16-Aug-03/2:47 PM | Reply
WOW,that's soo cool!!
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > Sir.Psycho.Sexy | 16-Aug-03/3:00 PM | Reply
murder.
[0] Sir.Psycho.Sexy @ 159.134.55.91 | 16-Aug-03/2:51 PM | Reply
i'm guessing it's you riding horus, up the bum
i can hear him panting, for you to cum
'supreme dreamer, as hard as you can
you're the daddy, so fuck like a man'
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > Sir.Psycho.Sexy | 16-Aug-03/2:59 PM | Reply
The ESP Test

Jeremi, when it comes to psychic abilities, you have an unusually strong talent in the area of Precognition

This means you have an uncanny ability to look into the future and know ahead of time what is going to happen. You might, for instance, simply know that you're going to get that job before the interview even happens with a certainty that exceeds what you would expect to have simply knowing the facts of the situation. You might have a sense of dread before going out for the evening only to later have a flat tire on your way home. These little hunches are easy to ignore but for you especially, quite often lead to a true prediction of what is going to happen. These predictions can be used to generate positive outcomes, and the more you know about how to use your talent, the more you will be able to distinguish between fantasy of the future and an actual reality you are seeing happen, before it has actually happened.

While your strongest psychic talent is Precognition, Emode also analyzed your psychic strengths in:
Retrocognition : The ability to know what happened in the past.
Clairvoyance : The ability to "see" the unknown.
Remote viewing : The ability to see physical objects at a distance.
Telepathy : The ability to tune into others' thoughts.

See your scores in these other areas of ESP, and whether your psychic strengths provided you with the correct answers to the ESP test questions, in your 20-page personalized ESP Reading.

MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER.
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > Sir.Psycho.Sexy | 16-Aug-03/3:09 PM | Reply
So if yesterday he had joined your badly thrown homosexual temper tantrum against me... Would he be your daddy right now instead? All up in that tight little boy butt of yours? Yes, I believe he would be. You are clearly still in the closet of your own homo erotic self loathing. Come out, join the party, we have warm bologne.
[6] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.13 | 17-Aug-03/8:21 PM | Reply
Do we take sides then?? 10
[6] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.13 | 17-Aug-03/8:22 PM | Reply
Do we take sides then?? 6
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