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The Poem To End All Poems (Sonnet) by Zubster
One day I was pondering what I shall eat for lunch. I found some ham, and I found some cheese. At first it did not seem very unusuall at all. Plain hame, and plain cheese just are not very exciting. But when I slapped a piece of cold ham onto a slice of cheese. Instantly an EXPLOSION of purple and red fire came roaring to my face! I knew then, that indeed, this was a magical combo.

Up the ladder: Kiss Me
Down the ladder: lover rock

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.9615386
Weighted score: 3.9684887
Overall Rank: 13397
Posted: November 27, 2002 8:54 PM PST; Last modified: November 27, 2002 8:54 PM PST
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[0] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 27-Nov-02/9:21 PM | Reply
the only fucking magical combo here is how you were able to convince two of your under the sheets dutch oven buddies into voting a 10 and an eight on this. now that zubs is a magical combo, but not deviled eggs and cold duck. DUCK! 0.
[n/a] Zubster @ 209.163.20.125 > horus8 | 27-Nov-02/10:09 PM | Reply
sir, I have no friends of the dutch variety.
[5] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 28-Nov-02/5:55 AM | Reply
In reference to line 4, what is hame?
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 213.122.16.178 > deleted user | 28-Nov-02/6:46 AM | Reply
I believe its ham with a typo, an extra e, tossnose.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 213.122.82.115 > ==Doylum | 28-Nov-02/6:58 AM | Reply
or to spoil through clumsiness and ineptitude
or a scottish way to say home
or part of a harness
piefed
[5] deano @ 212.219.142.161 | 6-Dec-02/5:32 AM | Reply
that is not a sonnet
a sonnet has 14 lines and 10 sylibles in a line, also the lines rhyme like this...
a
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b
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you see the tast two are rhyming couplets, i just thought you might like to know
[n/a] poemwanker @ 81.132.2.157 | 16-Feb-03/12:25 AM | Reply
Have you ever considered that the purple and red fire might be iodine in your cooker? If so you deserve all the sandwiches you get.
[0] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 14-Aug-03/9:25 PM | Reply
Yep. 0
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