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The Poem To End All Poems (Sonnet) by Zubster One day I was pondering what I shall eat for lunch.
I found some ham, and I found some cheese.
At first it did not seem very unusuall at all.
Plain hame, and plain cheese just are not very exciting.
But when I slapped a piece of cold ham onto a slice of cheese.
Instantly an EXPLOSION of purple and red fire came roaring to my face!
I knew then, that indeed, this was a magical combo.
Up the ladder:
Kiss Me
Down the ladder:
lover rock
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Posted: November 27, 2002 8:54 PM PST; Last modified: November 27, 2002 8:54 PM PSTWeighted score: 3.9684887 Overall Rank: 13398 Comments:
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horus8 @ 24.126.113.154
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27-Nov-02/9:21 PM
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the only fucking magical combo here is how you were able to convince two of your under the sheets dutch oven buddies into voting a 10 and an eight on this. now that zubs is a magical combo, but not deviled eggs and cold duck. DUCK! 0.
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Zubster @ 209.163.20.125
> horus8
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27-Nov-02/10:09 PM
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sir, I have no friends of the dutch variety.
In reference to line 4, what is hame?
I believe its ham with a typo, an extra e, tossnose.
or to spoil through clumsiness and ineptitude
or a scottish way to say home or part of a harness piefed
that is not a sonnet
a sonnet has 14 lines and 10 sylibles in a line, also the lines rhyme like this... a b a b c d c d e f e f g g you see the tast two are rhyming couplets, i just thought you might like to know
Have you ever considered that the purple and red fire might be iodine in your cooker? If so you deserve all the sandwiches you get.
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