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The truth about our friend Horus (Free verse) by Sir.Psycho.Sexy Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, taking head from his best friend Horus
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, onto the bed of this stud Horus
Humpty Dumpty was not on top, to that job he left two inch Horus
Humpty Dumpty wanted more, he was not satisfied
Humpty Dumpty was adament, he wanted a larger cock inside
Good old Horus, homo Horus, homo Horus cried
He cried all day, he wanked all night
He wanked until his dick was red and white
A year to the day, since Horus cried
It was to me that Homo Horus did confide
'I'm so pissed off, I want a cock
that's 18 long and 18 wide
I want the lads to fear the cock,
And say that I Horus, truly, am, the best ride'
I'm sorry Horus, I had to say,
Unlike you, I'm not gay
In my opinion, it would work the best
If you killed yourself, you fucking pest!
Up the ladder:
Bobjim, Jimbob
Down the ladder:
Me Amour Tu
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.5
Posted: August 15, 2003 1:59 PM PDT; Last modified: August 15, 2003 1:59 PM PDTWeighted score: 4.634471 Overall Rank: 12415 Comments:
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Sir.Psycho.Sexy @ 159.134.55.33
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15-Aug-03/2:26 PM
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what you think?
a little fuller than your other ditty, but I feel it falls apart all over the place.
Hey Nentwined... guess what? NO.
I think the Kings Men better watch their backs
damn straight sliver.although, i doubt he'd be able to penetrate
still, it's the fodder that falls in the vacinity
The only fodder around here is the dust falling out of your twat, cunt.
Maam.Sane.Ugly.... NO.
How do you know you're not gay?
No. Could you send me some tit pictures though?
Apparently someone turned off the roast and added a direct flame. (washes hands and walks away)
Right Job, Wrong Job
Jeremi, the Right Job for you will allow you to be: Creative and Analytical You're a visionary in many people's eyes â able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others. It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious â willing to go against the current. All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel. Want to know what your #1 right job is? MURDER.
10.. enjoyable
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