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The truth about our friend Horus (Free verse) by Sir.Psycho.Sexy
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, taking head from his best friend Horus Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, onto the bed of this stud Horus Humpty Dumpty was not on top, to that job he left two inch Horus Humpty Dumpty wanted more, he was not satisfied Humpty Dumpty was adament, he wanted a larger cock inside Good old Horus, homo Horus, homo Horus cried He cried all day, he wanked all night He wanked until his dick was red and white A year to the day, since Horus cried It was to me that Homo Horus did confide 'I'm so pissed off, I want a cock that's 18 long and 18 wide I want the lads to fear the cock, And say that I Horus, truly, am, the best ride' I'm sorry Horus, I had to say, Unlike you, I'm not gay In my opinion, it would work the best If you killed yourself, you fucking pest!

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