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Bobjim, Jimbob

by Spider-Man

Member since 2003 · Posted 15 Jan 2003 · 12 comments

There once was a twat known as Bobjim, Who liked stuffing cocks in his gob, Jim. One night, feeling silly, He used his own willy, And proceeded to chew through his nob, Jim.

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12 comments

[n/a] Bobjim 15-Jan-03/2:48 AM Reply
Wow. Your ryming jim with jim....
shows how much talent you have.
Have I offended you? If so, it was purely intentional. Fuck off and die you stinking piece of crap.
[n/a] Spider-Man › Bobjim 15-Jan-03/4:50 AM Reply
Awww, likkle Jimbo's pissed off... UP YOURS, MUTHA FUCKA!
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › Bobjim 15-Jan-03/10:37 AM Reply
he went jim, Jim, jim. which is a revolutionary stroke of authenticity, you fucking pud puffer.
[n/a] Ranger 15-Jan-03/5:34 AM Reply
No, he chewed it off.
And by the way, he does mean to offend everybody. Especially you.
Funny poem, though.
[0] poemwanker 15-Jan-03/8:28 AM Reply
Spider-Man-Arse-Bandit
[5] Robert K Foster 15-Jan-03/9:41 AM Reply
knob?
Also, I'm seeing a pattern here of people making fun of one another. I hope its all in good fun.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › Robert K Foster 15-Jan-03/10:35 AM Reply
No, actually we were in the middle of a fierce battle..then you strolled in going "gee guys i hope it's in good fun"? well guess what? it isn't. We actually do hate eachother, and the bullits are real, so take your walker and flask and leak (i meant leaf, but than thought hey, the first works too) identification guide over to that stump and stream yonder, could you grizzly Adam's? thanks...All right boys, let the canon fodder fod.
[n/a] <~> › Jeremi B. Handrinos 15-Jan-03/10:43 AM Reply
WAR? yes, full on.
oh. my. you seem to have forgotten your flak jacket today, jbh. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! RET TAT TATATATAT TAT TAT TAT!

HAHAH!

gotcha.
one down, three to go.
[n/a] Spider-Man › <~> 16-Jan-03/2:37 AM Reply
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!

Don't mind me - I just always wanted to say that...
[10] cleverdevice 20-Jan-03/3:37 AM Reply
perhaps whim should have been somewhere
[2] mindsigns 9-Aug-06/12:45 AM Reply
I usually like disgusting humorous shit , but this one made me a little sick to my stomach, maybe that's the point.
[10] deleted user 20-Mar-08/3:59 AM Reply
Bobjim will have claimed to have written that poem, watch out