| Poem: Submit | Random | Best | Worst | Recent | Comments |
|
Bobjim, Jimbob (Limerick) by Spider-Man There once was a twat known as Bobjim,
Who liked stuffing cocks in his gob, Jim.
One night, feeling silly,
He used his own willy,
And proceeded to chew through his nob, Jim.
Up the ladder:
The blue light special.
Down the ladder:
The truth about our friend Horus
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 4.5
Posted: January 15, 2003 2:38 AM PST; Last modified: January 15, 2003 2:38 AM PSTWeighted score: 4.634471 Overall Rank: 12409 Comments:
No, he chewed it off.
And by the way, he does mean to offend everybody. Especially you. Funny poem, though.
Spider-Man-Arse-Bandit
knob?
Also, I'm seeing a pattern here of people making fun of one another. I hope its all in good fun.
No, actually we were in the middle of a fierce battle..then you strolled in going "gee guys i hope it's in good fun"? well guess what? it isn't. We actually do hate eachother, and the bullits are real, so take your walker and flask and leak (i meant leaf, but than thought hey, the first works too) identification guide over to that stump and stream yonder, could you grizzly Adam's? thanks...All right boys, let the canon fodder fod.
WAR? yes, full on.
oh. my. you seem to have forgotten your flak jacket today, jbh. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! RET TAT TATATATAT TAT TAT TAT! HAHAH! gotcha. one down, three to go.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!
Don't mind me - I just always wanted to say that...
perhaps whim should have been somewhere
I usually like disgusting humorous shit , but this one made me a little sick to my stomach, maybe that's the point.
Bobjim will have claimed to have written that poem, watch out
248 view(s)
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
shows how much talent you have.
Have I offended you? If so, it was purely intentional. Fuck off and die you stinking piece of crap.